dwarfandpliers
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I’ve never had a ton of confidence in Katy Perry’s intelligence or common sense since seeing her literally baby talk her ex Russell Brand while being filmed for something a few years ago. It was pretty jarring because I thought either she’s being ironic in which case, good on her, or she’s that fucking dumb and I’m

it’s Indianapolis, Saturday is a hometown favorite, and it’s Bob Irsay and his dumb drunken ass LOL, so I’ll bet money whoever replaces Saturday will be another white dullard like him and everyone before him.

reminds me of all those laughable speeches from The Avengers and others where the bad guy monologues about how people “crave subjugation” or whatever; maybe they’re right? LOL I mean if you come from Cuba and still want a taste of that sweet Cuban fascism here in the US, well...

I freely admit I don’t understand what he’s doing but that’s obviously because I’m not a genius like him.  Please explain and use small words because it sounds like you’re implying he’s going to pull a Furiosa on T***p and lure him away from one failing cesspool to another so Musk can have sole ownership of T***p’s

yeah no one with those delusions likes being told by some know-it-all libtard exactly how they’re wrong do they LOL.

“solidarity with the white billionaire class” is basically the American dream that probably lured them here in the first place, right? the GQP’s ability to sucker people like that into allowing tax breaks for the wealthy is based on the implication that eventually *they’ll* be rich and when that happens (not if), they

DeShithead has spent the last 2-3 years burnishing his right-wing fascist bona fides to a high shine and I can’t just see him passively stepping aside to let T***p run instead of him.  I think his ego just wouldn’t allow it, plus DS is the smart choice if the GQP wants to win the presidency; I think T***p has FAR too

“I’m different” LOL yeah I *bet* you are.

“I’m different” LOL yeah I *bet* you are.

I wish JAJ would do something different with his doddering old man T***p imitation, because it’s mildly amusing but defangs a still dangerous cult leader and political presence right as he’s about to run for president again.  Worse, it doesn’t piss T***p off enough to get his attention LOL.

the girls at NYU or Columbia on the other hand...

thanks to the debacle of 2016, even though every woman who might ever need an abortion should rise up and bitch-slap the GQP once and for all during this midterm, I am still not planning to follow social media or the news or really anything until Thursday just because those memories from 6 years ago are still fresh. 

every time I see a picture of this dour dipshit I think, it’s a bummer to think even after watching another neo-fascist like Bolsonaro fuck up Brazil, there’s a good chance DeShithead will still get a chance to fuck up this country because people are bored with Dems or whatever.  The pendulum of short attention spans

I was gonna say, if a picture showed up of DeShithead from his teenage years in a Klan hood Crist would probably just immediately concede LOL.

I was gonna say, if a picture showed up of DeShithead from his teenage years in a Klan hood Crist would probably just immediately concede LOL.

he *may* have misspelled “chlamydia” LOL

this is a good reminder how absolutely vicious immigrants can be when it comes to the immigrants that want to follow them; some of the most virulently anti-immigrant people I have ever met (here, the UK, Canada) were immigrants themselves, they practically trip over themselves to pull up the ladder behind them. There

that’s *different*, Melania is “one of the good ones” LOL.  Every day I am reminded that I just don’t see this country ever being truly “united” again at least during my lifetime, if not ever.  When one side is so openly hateful and divisive and stupid and proud of it, how do you reach them?  The tough answer probably

no it wouldn’t be; I don’t want a liberal echo chamber either.  Some days I just want to forget about the entire shit show; it’s weird that more of my liberal friends don’t get that.

no it wouldn’t be; I don’t want a liberal echo chamber either.  Some days I just want to forget about the entire shit show; it’s weird that more of my liberal friends don’t get that.