in the Documentary Now! context, this might be what “Juan Likes Rice and Chicken” *should* have been, and that’s saying a lot because that was pretty good on its own.

when you wrote about getting Daniel Radcliffe laid I imagined him walking into any comic con in the world and within 2 seconds getting attacked by women to the point that I’d literally fear for his life. He’d probably be content if you just went to the deli and brought him back lunch LOL.

(1) the last few years have been an especially important lesson in democracy; just as we now all know a lot more about arcane stuff like the Emoluments Clause and how impeachment actually works, we also should better understand that democracy requires a commitment by both sides to play by the rules, even when your…

this feels like the story that Documentary Now! was created to tell. Two guys throwing rocks at each other while two other guys talk about it with utmost seriousness?  FUCK and YES.  I cannot wait to watch it; I hope the payoff is as good as the setup.

I don’t know why but when I heard about this I was far more interested in seeing Evan Rachel Woods as Madonna; I can’t think of a better current actress to play her at her mid-80's peak hotness. Sounds like from the review she nailed it too.

it’s impressive that he is this way when it would have been SOOOO easy for him to become the world’s biggest douchebag after being a movie star at the age of 10 or whatever he was in one of the most successful movie franchises of all time (after being born into show biz), and instead seems to have channeled that into…

No one knows why Rowling has made it her life’s mission to spoil whatever public goodwill she had on a worthless quest to have her bogus beliefs received with warmth and understanding.

I’m still wrapping my head around the reality of suffering an injury in combat that required such extensive rehabilitation and recovery *because you want or need to be deployed again*.  Christ that’s depressing.

and how often does CPR actually work to revive someone whose heart has stopped? like you said, you’re really not putting that much pressure on their heart doing even proper chest compressions compared to actually squeezing it via an open chest cavity, so how effective is it actually?

why not? don’t people who are being deposed leading up to a trial plead the Fifth all the time unless they have some kind of deal in place?

very true, she has overstayed her welcome as long as Moscow Mitch and Schumer for that matter.  Younger people can be just as shrewd and strategic as older ones.

I read a story years ago about how Deniro is a power napper; I think Hugh Grant was on a press tour in the back of a NYC taxi and found that out.  Maybe that’s how Bono “runs with the big dogs” of rock LOL.

it’s a wonder SCOTUS can get any *real* work done when they’re ruling on all these Hail Mary motions brought to delay the inevitable prosecution of t***p and everyone in his orbit LOL.

among the many, many facts about America you could point to and say “that’s American as *fuck*”, the fact that our hilariously (but not in a good way), absurdly, criminally expensive health care system could produce the highest maternal mortality rate among wealthy nations...well, that’s just American as fuck.  You…

tangential to this story, I really wish the near murder of her husband by a RWNJ lunatic whose lunacy was motivated by a failing political party grasping for power would cause Nancy to drop the ultra-polite career politician facade and declare all-out war on the GQP—sue them for defamation for claiming her husband had…

it’s starting to feel like in a year Twitter will be completely in the shitter and he will sell it for pennies on the dollar and announce triumphantly “you are all welcome, I decimated that shitty platform that no one including myself liked, society is now a little better place” before strutting off to make an offer…

40 years is the most they could get for what smells an awful lot like premeditated murder?  what a joke on top of a needless tragedy.  

I would argue that it’s poorly expressed just because I’m virtually certain that I’m not the only person who thought the writer had *literally forgotten to finish typing their sentence* LOL

I never knew Jennifer Aniston was that short LOL

it’s giving pedophilia...what? some people (especially Cult 45ers and social media “influencer” wannabes) would really benefit from having someone with a brain review their posts before they go out to confirm they’re as cutting or clever as they *think* they are before they send them, otherwise you run the risk of…