I can’t believe after the past 10-30 years of nothing but negative publicity about Scientology that it’s still a *thing*, but totally agree with your sentiment, however I am not optimistic because boy when Americans fall into any cult, be it Scientology or Cult 45, they commit fully, they don’t half-ass it, and the…

between shit like this and DeShithead’s rather stunning and hilarious non-response to his opponent’s perfectly reasonable request for him to commit to serving a full term if re-elected (which everyone with a pulse knows would be utter bullshit IF he said he would), I can’t help wondering how this fits under the “tough…

when I read testimony like this I imagine being the prosecutor in this case and forcing him to either stand in front of the jury with his pants down or just show a picture of it like “is this what you saw?” to each witness just to embarrass him a little.  He’s not eligible for the death penalty but he deserves every…

I mean, it’s the same party that just mocked Biden’s VM for saying he loved his son (gag). They have no bottom (other than Blanche) and are proud of it. Remember when being a congressman was an esteemed position? That idea seems so quaint now it’s basically obsolete (at least for the GQP).

I hope Nancy is walking the halls of Congress one day with her security detail and sees Clay Higgins walking towards her and yells “GUN!” and lets the situation resolve itself. He is a shitstain among shitstain and that’s saying a lot for the GQP.

these were almost certainly the choices the Times poll gave them. Throw some Natty Ices in them and tell them to list their policy priorities and I bet that list changes to:

every time I see this shit stain I wonder—how does someone allegedly do so much Crossfit and still can’t grow a chin? LOL

it seems like an annoying number of liberals *still* haven’t figured out that however high-minded “when they go low, we go high” is, it is a LOSING mindset in our current political environment. Telling yourself “at least I played the game with respect” won’t matter much as we’re violently dragged back to the 50's…

it sure seems like Thomas lurched into full “DGAF” mode after he was in the hospital for reasons unknown, probably saw a bunch of liberals on social media talking casually about his replacement, and decided to return with a “oh so you wanted me to DIE? well get ready for me to ram my conservative dick down your…

I hope Abrams doesn’t end up being another hypercompetent person running for political office who never gets to hold an office where she could effect the positive change she wants to, but if that’s the case she may want to consider leaving Georgia, because no amount of valid questions like this will change these…

vol. 174 of “the rich and famous—they’re just like us (but also better than us)“ LOL

I look forward to watching “King Twit” (LOL) having this purchase be the anchor that drags his wealth down and further confirms that he’s nowhere near as smart or edgy or revolutionary as he or his incel followers *think* he is; he’s another narcissistic megalomaniac with too much money and time on his hands and a…

as someone who came to Twitter late in the game and regrets it wholeheartedly LOL, the best analogy I can come up with (like all social media) is that it’s an addiction. I kinda envy anyone who never got on Twitter (and could definitely do without their condescension) but I get why people might find it hard to give it…

with her looks and that history she’ll still be welcomed with open arms at Fox, Newsmax, or even the DeShithead or t***p administrations.  She’ll be just fine.

it’s getting harder and harder to be ‘Karen’ in America

seems odd that (1) the *LAPD* would report his death (2) from “head trauma”.  Makes you wonder if foul play and/or the LAPD were somehow involved.

people are hung up on his alleged bipolar disorder but his real deficit is the off-the-charts narcissism, and no mental hospital can help that.  In fact I have read psychopaths respond as well to therapy as narcissists because all narcissists want to do is talk about how awesome they are, and less so about any…

oh Kanye, you were so close LOL. After losing so much money I thought we *might* start to see some half-hearted apologies but nah, it’s still all about him. As always, fuck off to Mars with Elon Musk, you two megalomaniacal dipshits deserve each other.

T***p is planning to “challenge” any races the GQP loses during midterms LOL. Hey dickhead, you can’t file every court challenge with that dumbass judge from Florida that you appointed who was willing to let you skate on the documents you stored at Mar a Lago.

2.5 hours of torture porn sounds like an endurance test or some kind of meta comment on torturing viewers LOL. Maybe it’s my age or mental makeup but these kinds of movies always leave me cold and depressed; the stuff that really scares me are the movies like the Exorcist that you can’t stop thinking about days or…