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it took Fallon exactly 15 seconds into this clip to remind me what a world-class kiss-ass he is LOL. Sopranos is the best TV show of all time and Michael Imperioli was in it? You don’t say!

what exactly are racists celebrating? they’re used to living in an outhouse, and like the Beverly Hillbillies their rich inbred cousin who is a mid-level manager in the Klan bought them a mansion with a cement pond and everything that in short order they will turn into a bigger outhouse while all the sane, non-POS

“the bird is freed” LOL. Wonder how long has he had that pearl of wisdom in his pocket. Fuck off to your soon-to-be-overwhelmed with shit outhouse dickhead.

no one ever said there were *advantages* to middle age LOL

I think Glenn sees it just fine, I just wish more Dems who care about gay marriage, interracial marriage, and every other thing SCOTUS and the GQP are absolutely slobbering to take away saw it as well.  Even after the “T***p experience” it seems to still take Dems a few slaps in the face to realize YES, the GQP is

I think referring to him as “old fashioned” doesn’t quite do him justice, I think of him as “someone who hasn’t suffered nearly as much as he should have in his life to make him even marginally capable of empathy.”  I think all the time how much better this country would be if just a few people suffered the same

a 5'6" monster LOL...even in his current overly roided state what frightens me the most about him is his eyebrows, yikes

give Perry props for handling this the right way—quickly and succinctly. I fucked up, I apologize, add self-effacing quip, and it’ll be forgotten by Saturday afternoon. The Perry-sance may now continue apace (until he gacks again and wishes Brendan Fraser had a bowel obstruction).

thanks for this feedback! I find rucking a little boring (even with headphones, esp. in the gym when the weather gets colder) and there’s a HIIT circuit right next to the treadmills that I use, so I will have to give that a try (along with a year of Balance).  I also need to just get out of the house and get some

that is a really good point, when I first read this quote the 90's-ness of it really confused me LOL

Dana Loesch said the quiet part out loud a few weeks ago in response to the *first* allegation of paying for his mistress’s abortion—the GQP doesn’t care if he aborted bald eagles as long as he wins that Senate seat. Their pro-forced birth stance is just to remind their insipid base that they will take any chance to

once again, I don’t think this is the relevant story as much as Dana Loesch’s quote (in response to the *first* allegation of paying for his mistress’s abortion) about not caring if he aborted bald eagles as long as the GQP wins that Senate seat.

and if all this is too subtle or time-consuming for you LOL, just watch the commercial Eric Swalwell dropped last week showing what life in America will be like under GQP control and a federal abortion ban. It’s pretty impactful and I bet a bunch of GQP politicians would watch it and go “this is all wrong libtards, we

They talk about her like she’s not even there

what type of exercise do you do?  and do you use a meditation app or something else?  I am trying rucking (i.e. walking with weights LOL) but ironically find it hard to keep at it because when you have anxiety it’s hard to keep motivated to exercise.  And I have always wanted to try meditating but just don’t know

love the concept but this is SO NOT the country for something so logical and humane LOL. It’s one of the few countries in the world that could afford to do it but ironically most of the most aggressive and vehement opposition to it would come from the people who would *most* benefit from it because they can’t stand

maybe when Simone Biles and Naomi Osaka dropped out of events and obligations to preserve their sanity it was actually an inflection point for others to do so, because this is a WAY healthier way to deal with stress than what SNL performers used to do, i.e. tons of coke, alcohol, pot, etc.

maybe when Simone Biles and Naomi Osaka dropped out of events and obligations to preserve their sanity it was actually an inflection point for others to do so, because this is a WAY healthier way to deal with stress than what SNL performers used to do, i.e. tons of coke, alcohol, pot, etc.

and then he had to go and say something shitty about Keanu of all fucking people. Jesus dude, try to stay out of your own way next time LOL.

LOL YES I remember that now too.  Good times!