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personally I’m still DYING to know what’s in that secret salad dressing.  Hoping the “secret ingredient” was methadone LOL.

better than despairing I’m just staying far away from social media, digital news sources, and avoiding TV just to maintain my sanity and happiness. Right now it seems like liberal more than conservative leaning media is really wallowing in the prospects of the GQP winning control of Congress.

really?  I went into it with high expectations and was pretty “meh” afterwards.

he should have been T’Challa instead of Kang.  If Michael B. Jordan couldn’t do it this guy would have been excellent.

“when will we ever see the story where Superman kills a busload of orphans and puppies before committing suicide? It’s CANON people!!!” LOL

I hear his first move will be to propose the Benny Hill theme for the upcoming Batman sequel LOL.

I can’t lie, I hope the DA is showing the jury pictures of his groin just to fuck with him, and I hope it’s working. It’s not the justice he deserves but anything that makes him feel powerless and embarrassed and humiliated is a good thing.

as I see more and more people (ironically, mostly liberal leaning publications) pointing out how rising gas prices might have blunted any momentum the Dems had going into midterms, and knowing what I know about Americans’ general callousness towards life, I wonder if these relatively few nightmare stories will have to

I’m surprised it’s taken them this long to get into the debate; after all, wouldn’t letting a woman die instead of performing a life-saving abortion violate the Hippocratic oath (“do no harm”) they all have to take (and apparently no pro-forced birth advocates have talked about even indemnifying them for these

honestly this is the only thing that could get me to *watch* this LOL

I have no reason to assume this will be the case but it makes me think of the disastrous Star Wars Christmas special with Bea Arthur that everybody smirked and cringed their way through (I actually watched back in the day, that’s how old I am and how big a Star Wars fan I am LOL.)  Unless I hear rave reviews about

I have never seen someone tear a server a new one and then act sane with the manager; normally that psychosis extends (if not worsens) once the manager shows up.  If anything, what’s far more cringey to me is watching the manager turn on the server to appease the customer.  My daughter is a server and she says all the

can we please move on to something else now?  this arrogant prick is NOT going to apologize, this is the closest we will ever get to that.  He’s a jerk, there was proof of that before this happened.  He could have filmed himself apologizing in person to the servers and declining the 10 years of free food, it would

and 5 Guys is SOOOO fucking expensive for cheeseburgers and fries. AND I also hate that a single (or “junior”) is a little less than I want to eat, and a double (or “normal”) is a little more than I want to eat.  And you reek of fried food if you decide to sit down.  (don’t ask if I still eat there in spite of all

next time you witness that you have my permission to go postal on that dickhead LOL, because I think the entire country needs more people getting in the face of obnoxious pricks (<cough> Cult 45 <cough>) everywhere and putting them in their place. Somehow people like that have either evaded real consequences for that

I still remember taking a CPR class and the instructor basically telling us if you do it *right* you will *probably* break a few ribs on the recipient; I remember looking around at everyone else like “WTF??”  And the instructor patiently interjecting to remind us “broken ribs beats the alternative.”

I have a feeling he will end up getting work (if he wants, because as you said, he doesn’t *need* to work thanks to Friends) because I think his situation is similar to Brendan Fraser’s--a well-liked actor who had a TON of bad shit happen to him that he made public, he showed his humanity, and has engendered a lot of

the abortion decision is between a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders LOL...what if the exam room isn’t big enough to hold them all? Should they try to reschedule so that everyone can attend?

I just want to understand why as always, Democrats in general are held to a much higher standard in every respect than the GQP.  It’s like everyone assumes they’re the adults and the GQP are the idiots in the back of the bus who make fart noises and try to act cool, so the bar is ALWAYS lower for them, and Dems never

I was floored to see the pictures now circulating of young Leslie Jordan when he was shirtless and buff and hairy, like a Robin Williams doppelganger. What a sad loss.