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this is what defense attorneys do in this country and they make appalling, gag-inducing amounts of money to do it. I’m watching the documentary about Keith Raniere and his attorney is doing more or less the same thing—what they did is just how things are; this was all consensual; and oh BTW how dare you take away the

why do I feel extremely “meh” about the inevitable Superman/Black Adam CGI punch-fest in 3-4 years? like the guy below said, can they please make Superman more hopeful and corny and less dark and angsty? I don’t think too many people would push back against that.

If the removal of the gay conversion therapy segments from his website was deliberate, it’s unclear to whom, exactly, Oz is pandering.

I had to read and reread Ana Navarro’s quip about being married to a Cuban man and Ted Cruz before I remembered he’s Cuban LOL. I guess he’s Cuban the way Nikki Haley is Indian—it’s a card they play but only when needed, until then they keep it buried in their wallet, don’t want to freak out and/or confuse the average

he has probably been openly hated for so much of his life he has developed some sort of warped mindset for dealing with it.  Deep down I suspect he thinks like most conservative/bully wannabes that it’s OK that he has no friends and his family hates him but he has POWER and one day he’ll show them all that they should

I hope he went in to Yankee Stadium thinking he was going to heckle the fans after the Astros won (to be fair, this Yankee Stadium is a FARRRRR cry from the old Yankee Stadium that I went to and got heckled for wearing my Orioles hat but mainly in a non-threatening way because that’s when they sucked LOL).

makes me think of the Jan 6th insurrectionists and all their “STAND DOWN” Nick Fury bullshit they tried to pull with the Capitol police *when they were surrounded by their asshole buddies.”  Put them in a group of similarly minded dipshits and all of a sudden they’re Steven Seagal Jr., but then they get arrested and

a known white supremacist was wearing a t-shirt with my name on it while canvassing for my Senate race, I’m not sure I’d broadcast that incident in defense of him

or a “radical leftist thug” in this case LOL

hopefully no one thinks Newsmax did this because they had a “crisis of conscience” or whatever; they did this because they assessed no one would miss her AND they could a few “credibility” points by doing this. I guarantee they have employees who say wackier shit than she does.

I remember taking family law in law school and was briefly considering specializing in that (SO glad in retrospect that I did not) until the judge, a highly experienced family court judge, began hammering home the “best interests of the child” standard and then towards the end of the semester basically admitted judges

I’d rather he be exiled back to the UK but sure, whatever gets him out of here works for me LOL.

another example of the dumbification of politics and the country in general.  Each side seems to prepare by memorizing a bunch of catchy phrases and nasty stuff about the other side, while hoping to regurgitate something catchy that “goes viral”.  Debates are idiotic and pointless and have absolutely no substance but

the world’s phoniest, most obnoxious and overblown talk show host has thoughts on what’s beneath coverage in the NY Times, and shocker, it just so happens to cast him in a bad light LOL have we decided which country gets custody of him when he quits his job?

I have worked in corporate America and worked for companies that supported corporate America through consulting services and in both cases have had managers explain to me why a seemingly BAD thing was actually GOOD, usually involving an impending lay-off LOL. I concluded that the Peter Principle was more widespread

LOL I can think of a thousand reasons to call the US evil but Epstein’s black book is right here:  https://epsteinsblackbook.com/

I mean...in terms of stature and fame and Oscars (pre-sex predator accusations of course), Spacey>>>Rapp.  But this sounds like a dig Spacey told his lawyers (undoubtedly in that weird Southern villain voice he used in that video a few years ago) to throw in during his victory lap.  I like Rapp’s long-term career

the US appears to have evolved a new type of consequence called “OJ guilt” where an obviously guilty person goes free thanks to a shockingly expensive legal defense and highly skilled PR team but is then basically a pariah for the rest of their life. It’s harder to make a living, most of their interactions are with

Harrison Ford is a stoner? Well color me all kinds of surprised. Then why does he always seem so fucking grumpy?  Dear god what must he be like when he’s NOT stoned???  LOL

well the “protecting others” and “you won’t catch Covid” are more a matter of science and how sometimes the conclusions you reach depend on the evidence at hand and natural limitations rather than being a “big bag of lies” but whatever, you’re unequivocally proving how fucked this country is because the reality of the