dwarfandpliers
dwarfANDpliers
dwarfandpliers

go on GQP, keep running your fucking mouth. These are going to sound incredible in the Lincoln Project’s commercial that they put out about a week before midterms. I will relish the look of bewilderment on the average GQPer’s face when they realize that women have sufficient brain power to go into a voting booth

oh I only meant to name “top 5" LOL, Eric is def someone who deserves to do a perp walk, basically anyone who sought out a role in the t***p administration (or who has the last name of t***p) should be investigated thoroughly because anyone who actively sought out a role has some shady shit in their past that can be

why do you think they’re so interested in “pepperoni pizza”? ;-)

to be fair I give as much weight and credence to W’s “Ivy League education” as I do to t***p going to Wharton LOL. The people who want to see it as “daddy bought his son a fancy degree” will see that, and the ones who see “hard worker who pulled himself up by his boot straps” will see that.

like several others have said here, he’s too good for SNL. I hope he turns into the Eddie Murphy of the 21st century.

in a related note, it is pretty alarming how many teenagers see “Instagram celebrity” as a plausible career option. For the 1:10,000 chance that you make money off of it, you are competing with thousands of other people, and a constant source of online attacks, and no matter how good you may be at it your lifespan is

Florida just asked you to hold its mimosa made with Florida Man beer LOL

every time I see that picture of Rittenhouse I hope that punk meets the ignoble end he deserves and soon. I know he’s out trading on his 15 minutes at various CPACs and trying desperately to get laid, but eventually he will be pushed aside by the next white racist punk who literally got away with murder and then it’s

yes he wants to lower expectations before he gets his ass handed to him (and BTW I wonder how pissed off Warnock is that he will have to hold back on kicking Walker’s ass like he probably wants to because he wants to avoid triggering sympathy for a psychotic, wife-abusing Cult 45er) but NO ONE associated with Cult 45

I wish they’d make a reality show where Lil Nas X gets to spend the season touring with the guy he “fell in love with”, each trying to get the other to switch teams LOL.

“how DARE you try and make me eat gay pizza!  wait, do they have pepperoni?”  LOL

the Rogue One CGI stuff with Tarkin and Leia were gimmicky and not great BUT they weren’t nowhere near as jarring as that bad Nicholson lookalike. I feel like if WB were going to invest in and market a sequel to the Shining, one of the great horror movies of all time (and arguably one of the great movies period), they

seeing that 3rd rate Nicholson lookalike immediately took me out of the movie AND made me cringe thinking about upcoming scenes that might also show him. Scenes involving Jack were almost certainly doomed to fail, his performance was iconic, but even poorly budgeted CGI would have been less of a failure IMHO.

as far as I’m concerned the perfect and only title for any story about t***p is “Everything T***p Touches Dies” (let’s hope this applies to the GQP, his family and their name, and not the country). Also Mel Gibson would be an interesting choice (although I would hate to give any more career momentum to that

I wonder what it does to an actor’s brain playing sociopaths like Hitler or Idi Amin.

I remember at my last job my boss told me very excitedly about meeting Jordan Belfort and thinking, uh oh, this isn’t a good sign, and a year or two later when he fired me without warning through someone else, my trepidation was proved right LOL.

So he is going to show up and embarrass me at the debate Oct. 14, and I’m just waiting to show up and I will do my best.

probably more the latter IMO...this is yet another show that pre-pandemic I would have been all over, but these days I can’t wallow in so much dispiriting cynicism. Same for Succession, seems like an absolutely brilliant series but I can’t handle watching a bunch of family members emotionally abusing and fucking each

my biggest issue was using actors that looked like the original actors (instead of using CGI “magic”) for the flashbacks and new scenes. The Shelley Duvall lookalike was decent but the Jack Nicholson lookalike was horrible, and unfortunately they were prominent enough in the plot that their dissimilarity couldn’t be

agreed, he was one of my favorites.  I was looking forward to more of his hilarious Eric Adams impersonations, he nailed him.