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But maybe—and this might be controversial—the people of Georgia deserve a person confident in their own intelligence to represent them in the Senate.

I was gonna say, if Herschel suddenly tried to play himself as “smart”, not only would that be hilariously wrong LOL, he’d completely alienate all those Cult 45ers who REALLY like their blacks to be dumber than them. All it will cost him is his dignity but it sure looks like he’s fine with that tradeoff.

there is an excellent book called American Idiot by Charles Pierce that goes into great detail about how America came to see stupidity as a sign of being genuine especially in areas like politics where politicians are always seen as “pulling fast ones” over honest, hard-working Americans. Personally I think it’s an

sometimes my teen daughters will mention some Instagram “personality” like I should know her and when I say I don’t they roll their eyes at how old and out of touch I am but internally I am patting myself on the back for that LOL.

using a Mourinho (king of all the arrogant sore losers everywhere) quote as his farewell flourish definitely spoke volumes LOL 

suppose Syed actually is innocent.  Would it be “justice” for an innocent man to be in jail for her murder while the real murderer continued to walk free?  I would ask your question to the Baltimore DA.

it does but he really accelerated it into overdrive. Unfortunately now that the rest of the GQP sees how many Americans are “cool” with Russia I don’t see that genie going back in the bottle easily.  Seriously, what the fuck happened to so many Americans’ minds the last 5 years??

he is, but he’s like a tumor, he’s not leaving office on his own, he’ll continue to stick around and make life in Russia worse for everyone until he dies or is removed by force, and I think we all know that would not go well for all parties involved. Plus as this Ukrainian debacle gets worse and worse for him I worry

for some reason I like to imagine that when he has tried the “it’s truly unreal how fucking hot you are” line on women in person, he does it with that Jean Ralphio, auto-tune hand thing he did LOL.  (man I miss Parks & Rec)

the instant she decided it was a good idea to post this on Tiktok, any case she might make for sympathy when right out the door. and by virtue of who he is, he can ignore it (i.e. he doesn’t need to freak out and threaten defamation lawsuits) and it will be forgotten by next week.

I’m still amazed there are people, *famous* people no less, who don’t stop to think for one second before sending something so embarrassing like this via phone or whatever—”would I want this to be on social media for all the wrong reasons?” because I know most stuff like that does NOT end up on social media, but

I forgot he has that Eric T***p, too small or missing upper lip thing going on.  (Man do I love when Colbert makes fun of Eric and has to quickly swipe away his upper lip so that it sticks to his teeth LOL.)  between the 5-head, the hair, the beady eyes, the lack of upper lip, and the generally dickish demeanor...I am

Candy on drums with the expressionless face and glasses was hilarious; a close second was the requisite group of bystanders and groupies who could not have seemed more bored and disinterested by the whole spectacle LOL.

when I was a kid in Florida on Saturday nights they would show 1 hour of Monty Python, followed by 30 min of SCTV, then Saturday Night Live.  It was sublime for a pre-teen in the 70's.

once again I am stunned by the GQP’s arrogant, smirking contempt for womens’ rights (not based on pre-Dobbs history of course but what has happened since then). I hope women are as pissed off as they should be and I look forward to seeing the looks of disbelief on the GQP’s faces on Nov 10th when the Dems win Congress

has anyone told t***p about this heresy LOL? using his name to win the primary and then pretending he’s not Cult 45? I sure hope as someone who values loyalty so much that t***p is paying attention to this and plans to pay him back and/or the GQP with interest for this insolence because if not, I’m a LOT more worried

we all know t***p wasn’t going to do anything bad to Putin or Russia for interfering with the 2016 election and throwing it to t***p but I hope Biden or some Democratic president will vow to pay Russia back with this interest for this bullshit because with shitbirds like these, if you don’t punch them in the fucking

I think this idiocy will generate a lot of attention (not all of which the creators will want) and box office (which I’m sure they will want all of that), but the memes that have come from this situation have been absolutely sublime. My favorite is below:

*He* had a great game statistically, the defense absolutely shit the bed, and this could be the fault of the OC...but the fact remains he was unable to sustain drives to kill the clock when he needed to, and I am not prepared to hold him totally blameless for that. If he had been able to string together 1-2 more

which is totally what an innocent person would say about any law enforcement investigation into their life.  I mean, they know the average person (including a few cultists) can infer what statements like these mean, right?  Most cultists can’t or don’t want to infer, but deep down they probably wouldn’t trust him with