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I’m still amazed there are people, *famous* people no less, who don’t stop to think for one second before sending something so embarrassing like this via phone or whatever—”would I want this to be on social media for all the wrong reasons?” because I know most stuff like that does NOT end up on social media, but

I forgot he has that Eric T***p, too small or missing upper lip thing going on.  (Man do I love when Colbert makes fun of Eric and has to quickly swipe away his upper lip so that it sticks to his teeth LOL.)  between the 5-head, the hair, the beady eyes, the lack of upper lip, and the generally dickish demeanor...I am

Candy on drums with the expressionless face and glasses was hilarious; a close second was the requisite group of bystanders and groupies who could not have seemed more bored and disinterested by the whole spectacle LOL.

when I was a kid in Florida on Saturday nights they would show 1 hour of Monty Python, followed by 30 min of SCTV, then Saturday Night Live.  It was sublime for a pre-teen in the 70's.

once again I am stunned by the GQP’s arrogant, smirking contempt for womens’ rights (not based on pre-Dobbs history of course but what has happened since then). I hope women are as pissed off as they should be and I look forward to seeing the looks of disbelief on the GQP’s faces on Nov 10th when the Dems win Congress

has anyone told t***p about this heresy LOL? using his name to win the primary and then pretending he’s not Cult 45? I sure hope as someone who values loyalty so much that t***p is paying attention to this and plans to pay him back and/or the GQP with interest for this insolence because if not, I’m a LOT more worried

we all know t***p wasn’t going to do anything bad to Putin or Russia for interfering with the 2016 election and throwing it to t***p but I hope Biden or some Democratic president will vow to pay Russia back with this interest for this bullshit because with shitbirds like these, if you don’t punch them in the fucking

I think this idiocy will generate a lot of attention (not all of which the creators will want) and box office (which I’m sure they will want all of that), but the memes that have come from this situation have been absolutely sublime. My favorite is below:

*He* had a great game statistically, the defense absolutely shit the bed, and this could be the fault of the OC...but the fact remains he was unable to sustain drives to kill the clock when he needed to, and I am not prepared to hold him totally blameless for that. If he had been able to string together 1-2 more

which is totally what an innocent person would say about any law enforcement investigation into their life.  I mean, they know the average person (including a few cultists) can infer what statements like these mean, right?  Most cultists can’t or don’t want to infer, but deep down they probably wouldn’t trust him with

he undoubtedly thinks all those underage girls he paid to sleep with him would have done so for free LOL. He is definitely in my top 5 “perp walks” behind t***p, Moscow Mitch, Don Jr (who would be crying like the little bitch he is), and maybe Stephen Miller. (Honorable mention would definitely be Ivanka because I

I just hope that this is taking so long (nearly 2 years since the investigation was first reported) because Greenberg is blabbing SO much about the other GQP dipshits that the feds can’t keep up with it all LOL. The criminal standard for guilt is such a high burden and federal prosecutors typically don’t like anything

this is WAY too nuanced and unimportant for anyone in the orbit of amoral dipshits surrounding t***p to consider. They all think of presidential pardons as “get out of jail free” cards because that’s how their simplistic, black/white brains work (when they’re not crowing about how anyone who “pleads the 5th” is

LOL let me spare you the suspense—he’ll look at the reporters and/or cameras, smirk, and walk away (or just flat-out ignore it). When it comes to pardons for the GQP, all they are is an indication of over-persecution by the radical leftists.

so I just read the VF article and the author wrote that CAA and Warner Brothers suggested Miller work with someone in “crisis PR” (only in America LOL) and I assume not long after that came the “yes I am in a crisis but am getting treatment” statement which was totally NOT written by Miller, suggesting to me that the

so is the PR person’s comment about the effect of Miller’s behavior on the Flash truly a “wakeup call” or something he/she fabricated or exaggerated? because if it’s the former then it makes me wonder how much of this is self-indulgent “artist” diva behavior and how much is actual mental illness like it screamed to me

this is probably why I’m not a diplomat (besides not being a millionaire with many connected friends in DC LOL) but if a country warned me NOT to do something, no matter how obliquely or politely or delicately, because it would fuck with their economy to some degree, you couldn’t stop me from doing that thing tomorrow

are you channeling Krieger there?  if so, well done LOL

same here. Great movie, maybe my favorite Kevin Smith movie, hilarious premise and an incredibly smart and thoughtful (and nasty) discussion and dissection of religion.

so in other words Bill Lawrence didn’t learn a fucking thing from his Scrubs experience--there’s nothing wrong with a pretty good/great show going out while still at the peak of its quality.  I’d miss Ted Lasso but as with Archer (lurching into its 13th season as a mere ghost of its former greatness), sometimes you