dwarfandpliers
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if you listen to the video of the shooting you can hear at least 2 of the insurrectionists loudly shout at least five times “HE’S GOT A GUN.” Now I know you’re gonna split hairs here and say “well they didn’t give an actual warning” LOL but most sane people would stop their attack upon hearing this, i.e. if you

it’s way more fun to boss around and torment vulnerable minorities, it makes the incels who comprise the GQP base feel tough and strong, don’t you know that?

guess we need to update the old chestnut “the cruelty AND racism are the point”

last month the LA state AG was willing to withhold a line of credit from New Orleans that they needed to be prepared for the hurricane season until New Orleans agreed to enforce the abortion ban. He was willing to put thousands of people’s lives at risk if they didn’t do what they were told with the support of the

don’t know why this would surprise me but it still bums me out when people who come here from another country don’t have more empathy for other immigrants, and instead aggressively work to pull the ladder up behind them. (maybe she is super pro-immigration but with that track record of clerkships and who she’s married

LOL even his kid looks at him like “fucking piece of shit, do you want to deport ME? oh that’s right, you’re a conservative, you’re less in favor of stuff that directly affects you, but I’d better keep my mouth shut anyway” 

I think like a lot of the GQP mythology, this Soros obsession started as a humble acorn that thanks to gallons of incel flop sweat, grew into the mighty insane oak tree that we see today LOL. he’s a rich guy (and I think a JEW, shhhh) who has supported progressive causes and doesn’t give many if any interviews, so of

makes me wonder if he was thinking about politics even back then, so why not make a book that pulls off the double whammy of proving how “genuine American” he is, AND how awesome he is for having “risen to the heights” that he has. (I’m being facetious about the last part, he’s hypocritical garbage.)

if you want to get angry and/or depressed just dig into this guy’s Wikipedia page. He is as much of a piece of work as you’d imagine based on this exchange and the (R) next to his name. Somehow he has found 4 women willing to marry him (but 3 apparently came to their senses LOL). Covid denier, avid gun nut and

wow the GQP has a type don’t they? stupid, possibly drunk, blowhard bullies who just yell to overpower people when they know they’re losing an argument. Either he’ll proudly display this exchange in his campaign commercial as proof of how he’s “fighting the radical left” in Washington for the simple folk of Louisiana (

my takeaway from that quote was, there is ZERO fucking point to arguing about global warming who at any point references the Bible as a positive, like anyone who unironically talks about a pedophile like “it’s OK to leave your kid with him, he reads the Bible” LOL. Just stop the conversation right there because it’s

this was my thought about 2 seconds into the video, he must have had a 3-martini breakfast or lunch or whatever.  Fucking piece of shit.

literally the least surprising thing I’ve read in weeks.  JFC the GQP sure has a type don’t they.  And guess what, because he’s from Louisiana he’ll put this whole exchange in his next campaign commercial and win in a landslide because Louisiana.

my thoughts exactly.  The Star Wars TV shows are like the creators said, hey if you like steak, you’ll love this McDonald’s hamburger LOL.

and much like plea deals, the ones who wait too long end up with the shittier options LOL

I just want to know how someone who committed a crime nearly 2 years ago, and said crime was recorded, hasn’t been indicted already. Man I’m tired of the rational, law-abiding citizens of the country having to tiptoe around the fucking wacko cult-addled elements of the country because they might do “something bad” whil

I kinda predicted what happened here and I was right; she got too close to 3-Toed Marge and being the opportunistic piece of shit that she is, 3TM kicked her knowing she would just claim “she got in my way! next time don’t get in my way radical leftist!” Doesn’t make it right or make her any less of a piece of shit

well obviously they were the wrong (<cough>Hispanic<cough>) “good guys with guns”, the “right” ones were the patriots who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th. Seriously, there’s no point trying to rationalize with idiots like these, this problem can only be solved with MORE guns, and the bigger point that I’m surprised

possibly filming that new Hulu show with Keegan Michael Key and Johnny Knoxville that looks...interesting? 

literally as I was reading his idiotic defense of Cooper Rush (“I saw him win a game last year” is NOT the flex you think it is you dope) I pictured Sam Jackson from Django Unchained LOL.  Irvin knows the Cowboys fan base would absolutely lose their shit and that’s literally all that matters here.