to dust off one of my favorite old aphorisms about today’s GQP: the cruelty is the point. Flying a bunch of bewildered immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard (i.e. “radical left Ground Zero” on Fox News) and dropping them off and laughing while you fly away is SO on-brand for them. It sickens me to think of what new stuff…

I don’t think it’s this cut and dried; if the GQP doesn’t handle t***p very delicately he won’t give a fuck about the “future of the party”; he’d gladly go after DeShithead and split the party just to soothe his ego, and I guarantee that’s the main topic of conversation behind every GQP politician’s locked door. At…

he has t***p’s worst instincts and is definitely smarter (my cat is smarter) but I don’t know if he has t***p’s ability to relate to the diehard cultists. He is a violent and angry blowhard but doesn’t have much charisma; there’s no way he’d be able to whip up the lemmings by having a rally like t***p. He’d have to…

man I wish Biden had the stones to do this; 30 years ago in similar circumstances he might have; who knows, he’s been having some nasty fun lately, maybe he will.  I mean he might as well, because DeShithead is only going to get worse with shit like this while he establishes his sociopathic Cult 45 bona fides before…

either misrepresent something, or worse, merely exploit their desperation to get into the country by implying they’d have jobs and homes waiting for them. Either way, fuck DeShithead with a grain silo.

this despicable act will be front and center on his inevitable presidential campaign ads, and if it leads to a court case of any kind it will be front and center *with a bullet*. An act that trolls the libs so hard they fight it in court? Just typing that gave him a quarter chub and he doesn’t know why. Christ is he…

and where was Cheryl? how many times have they crow-barred her into an episode but not this one except a glorified cameo? I don’t get it.

oh I think Ray had plenty to do back in the day—he had the whole storyline with his brother that led to a great episode; the one where Krieger gave him robot legs and Archer’s batshit response; the one where he dressed up in Mallory’s gray suit; and a bunch of great exchanges with Mallory (esp. the one about his…

it’s hard to even watch seasons 1-4 now because the current incarnation is such a disappointment but I suppose that’s to be expected when you’re starting from such a high bar. It doesn’t help that Ray was such a big part of the ensemble and now even he’s gone. I guess Adam Reed wants to divorce himself from the…

I haven’t watched these shows yet but heard good things so I flipped on the last show and happened to catch Milly Alcock’s sex scene and had to turn the channel because she looks uncomfortably like a 12 year old. I know, with more context maybe it had a different meaning, but wow she looks way too young for a scene…

let’s also not forget the “won’t someone think of the poor millionaire hospital owners???” attitude the GQP has successfully fomented in so many voters.  But then a lot of those same people have been able to capably juggle calling themselves “Christians” while dismissing people who don’t get needed medical care…

the GQP has firmly established after the last 2-3 years that they are the kings and queens of the “literally kill yourself self-own” after watching people literally suffocate themselves to death rather than get the Covid vaccine because “no libtard is the boss of them!”, but I will never understand how they were able…

agree with everything except that it’s a step down from last week; it was *slightly* better than last week which was a total dud, I barely cracked a smile last week, but I actually looked at my phone more than I watched this episode.  The network needs to pony up more money to ensure Mark Ganek writes ALL the shows,…

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oh sure, I’ve seen mismatched couples like that, they definitely exist, BUT it’s still a little puzzling when you see one spouse is scorching hot and the other...isn’t LOL.  It’s like, does the non-hot one have just an incredible personality?  A beast in bed?  What’s the glue that brought them together and keeps them…

it’s an eye-catching visual that triggers a strong emotion (I have seen these as well, e.g. “heartbeat at 7 hours” or whatever absurdly false claim it makes) so it accomplishes its purpose. Ultimately I assume the people who are pro-life will nod approvingly and the pro-choice people like me ask “but what about the…

or just make them all watch the Smaht Pahk commercial with Chris Evans/Krasinski/Dratch LOL

very true, but unfortunately the insane, racist idiot genie is NOT going back into the bottle easily. Under the circumstances, silencing this idiot or making the next wannabe Alex Jones think harder before trying something comparably evil is probably the best that the sane majority of Americans can hope for. It’s a…

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they do it for the same reason they refer to every single pregnancy as involving a “baby” and not an embryo or fetus. Their emotions at the thought of killing the Gerber baby immediately and totally overwhelms any capacity they might have had for rational thought. The fact that so many of these people were already…