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after this rather inconsistent season I hope they do the right thing and wrap it up after the next 2 contractually obligated seasons, I would hate to see this great show become like Archer, a shadow of its former greatness.  I love that they’re willing and able to introduce new weird and funny characters but the thing

that’s my bad, I was thinking of the Olympics

so I guess we’re entering the part of every season where Ray will just not appear for no reason? I mean did they even mention him or why he was not there?

LOL I can already imagine Coney Barrett lunging across her desk to take this case when it is inevitably appealed to SCOTUS. I bet she will share some scorching hot takes about homosexuality and “God’s wrath on the gays” in her opinion that she has had written in her head for decades. (can I also just take a moment to

white privilege *trumps* everything...ah ha ha ha ha I see what you did there, you smirking racist dicksmack. (no it’s OK, I know what “Let’s Go Brandon” actually means.)  Why is there never a can of Twisted Tea when you absolutely need one.

the USWNT finished 3rd I believe in the 2019 WC, whereas the USMNT *didn’t make* the WC tournament in 2018, much less making it to the round of 16.

I don’t *think* Charlotte Clymer meant to write “4 WCs between the 2 teams” to make it seem like they were equal participants, but maybe she should think about rewriting that to represent the reality of the situation more, i.e. “the USWNT has won ALL 4 of those WC’s, and the men didn’t even make the WCT last time.”

I applaud any (non-corrupt) person (like Mayor Brandon Scott, who seems to care about the city and its people BUT you never know what shady shit he might be up to) who wants to serve the people of Baltimore because man, it seems like there is always something bad happening, and never any money to deal with it. (and we

not to mitigate the mind-blowing corruption that led to this debacle, but MAN Baltimore cannot catch a break. I like their current mayor, he seems to actually care about the people enough to occasionally get pissed off about the stuff he should be pissed off about, but assuming he’s not corrupt or enabling corruption

what about that other great portrait of him in front of the viny wall?  I thought *that* was his official portrait?

all possibly true, but it just seemed to me that she was punching down and leaning into it a little harder than needed for a joke. I mean, why pick on Cleveland? It already has enough problems LOL.

on one hand, if I’m Walker’s PR people I will bodily prevent him from doing a debate.  On the other, he would have to fuck up on a MASSIVE scale, e.g. shitting on stage and rubbing it on his face, to *lose* any of his supporters; their “ride or die” attitude is fueled mainly by the outrage he triggers in the libs they

I’m more surprised she didn’t realize she wasn’t a Republican based on how Alec Baldwin expertly took the piss out of old school corporate Republicans every show. Man Jack Donaghy was a hilarious creation.

she REALLY loved to mock cities like Cleveland because they had the audacity NOT to be New York Cit-aaaaaay LOL.  I wouldn’t call that a glaring fault but I always found that arrogance a little off-putting.  (having said that, I remember a joke where she was singing NYC’s praises and a homeless guy spit in her mouth,

all I can say is, I hope the stunning contempt the GQP has shown for women the past few months motivates such an overwhelming wave of voting from women in November that the GQP dudes finally say “huh, maybe we should take them more seriously from now on; hey let’s go pick on some trans kids!

thanks, I love stars LOL.

watching Nadja struggle to pronounce “insurance” when asked if she had it was the high point for me; will have to try this next time I’m in an accident or at the ER LOL

heck I’ve seen this phenomenon with guys who play in beer leagues who *used* to play *college baseball* and call themselves “Cap” now or some bullshit, kicking ass in slow pitch softball barely unable to conceal their eye-rolling contempt for bad slow pitch softball pitchers. Unfounded narcissism might be the most

they” LOL

I believe he’s only down 4 points to Fetterman, so let’s not organize the parade just yet, especially in a state that is itching to “find” non-existent voter fraud in the event of a Democratic victory, and of course if Mastriano wins, hoo boy, it will get interesting.