I on the other hand would love to hear what I can only assume is the hottest of hot takes on cousins having children, because I can’t help thinking it could widen an uncomfortably and surprisingly close race (last I heard Fetterman was only leading this nuclear dumpster fire by 4 points, which is a little shocking to…

I wish Advil understood that if I heard that line in a commercial, I’d stop buying generic and buy Advil LOL

but strangely never “Donald”...where’s the blind fealty?  LOL

the first year of the show my kids (who were and still are at the “it’s so uncool to care” stage of teenage-hood) would spontaneously yell “BAT!” and then run around flapping their wings and we’d all cackle uproariously.

LOL yep totally plausible...”don’t worry world, we still hate the gays just because.”

Kristen Sinema got banned too...not sure why that amused me so much but I don’t think of her as an anti-Russia “firebrand” like the rest, more like an intentionally contrarian megalomaniac attention whore, maybe that offends Putin the same way it offends me LOL

these childish tantrums are a good reminder of why Cult 45 is so smitten with Russia—another allegedly “strong leader” who is not above doing something hilariously petty and passive-aggressive to show how “tough” he is; “when they hit you, hit back twice as hard (by banning them from something they probably weren’t…

that and getting angrily called a “radical leftist” by Fox News LOL

if Mel Gibson can survive all his past bullshit, she’ll be just fine. She’s already being smart about it and letting her lawyer and PR people vet everything before it leaves her mouth or social media. They’ll settle quietly with the plaintiff, she’ll disappear for a year and then reappear like nothing happened. Tale…

when it comes to the super rich I also question, who did you shit on, rob, exploit, victimize to get to where you are? because you have enough money for thousands of peoples’ lifetimes; I’m sure you got some of that through skill and luck but what else?

that’s weird, *my* Jesus looks like Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan Kenobi LOL.  I need to get an update at the local Goodwill.

you show him some goddamn respect as someone who is single-handedly trying to mitigate our global under-population problem LOL.  Seriously, fuck this guy and his verbal diarrhea.  I hate when people compare him to Tony Stark because Tony Stark (pre-Pepper) would be too busy out drinking and whoring to share his cold…

they’re all cowards because he knows *he* could beat their fictitious asses in a fight LOL.  Seriously dude, you’re the richest person in the world, go to the Maldives for a few months, live life, quit being a third rate Twitter troll, and if that’s not satisfactory give me the money and I’ll go do it for you LOL.

can we also talk about how Berry has absolutely stolen and run away with the “FUCK” crown from Samuel L. Jackson? I can’t remember a time that he used that word without it landing like an assassin’s bullet.

from about the third “scandal” associated with this movie breathlessly covered by this website, I said the hype-to-substance ratio of this movie will almost certainly be off the charts LOL, and so far I’ve seen nothing to change my mind.

“why I bet she wouldn’t even let me rub her head for good luck or touch her child’s hair...the AUDACITY of some people” LOL

LOL the raised voice reminds me of the classic Patton Oswalt tweet

hopefully t***p will take a shine to this whole concept and force his cultists to stand and clap for longer and longer times at his rallies to show their fealty...they’ll HATE that LOL

“clap watch”...this wasn’t what I was expecting at all LOL, very disappointed, two thumbs down (or I suppose for this context, a zero minute standing ovation)

when he and Nadja were having sex in this season’s premiere and when he saw Nandor watching he told him “come join us, there’s room in the back” with a wink...Christ that was fantastic.