Laszlo after hearing about the New Jersey Devil’s low hanging balls and button cock—”fantastic” with just the right amount of respect and/or breathy arousal. Glorious and sublime.

definitely when he was “psychoanalyzing” The Guide in this season’s premiere and he would end each sentence with this odd and hilarious inflection that I can’t put into words, you just have to hear it.  The guy is a fucking genius performer and I’m so glad I get to watch him for at least 2 more seasons.

I can’t help noticing the last few months—just as DeSatan spent the last 1-2 years establishing and polishing his GQP/t***pist bona fides in Florida, Newsom has gone the exact opposite direction in California, passing all sorts of progressive laws that would make the average “Florida man” violently angry LOL. I for…

blue lives matter!*

this, and also more Dems have to get comfortable shouting down the Cult 45ers and shaming them back into their caves...I live in the heart of t***pistan in Maryland and the Cultists will routinely turn to me or any stranger and start talking about some topic near and dear to their hearts, like the influx of immigrants…

I assumed (perhaps incorrectly) that the missing comments section in Deadspin was related to the Hulk Hogan sex video case (i.e. since it was first published there, perhaps as penance they had to shut down the comments there, or on advice of counsel they shut it down proactively)? totally guessing here.

this reminds me so much of when my father, also a world-class narcissist, was dumped by my mom for being a selfish jerk and he went on to torment her incessantly with shit like this (not lame freestyles on Twitter LOL but making comments about her dating life, propositioning her long after she told him to stop, nosing…

Y’all gotta come with stronger words.

yes I’ve experienced that stumped silence too and it’s rather insulting LOL. No, I’m not one of you, feel free to arrest ANY Democrat who has committed a crime; however, please keep in mind being an ambitious intelligent woman or black man is not an actual basis for a crime; trafficking underage women for sex,…

I don’t get their smirking, winking “flirtation” with racism; dancing right up to the line (and in some cases dancing ON the line) but if you *dare* call them racists for doing racist, out come the pearls to clutch LOL. Don’t be pussies you all, we know the MAGA hats are just more fashionable 21st century Klan hoods,…

and they really ran with it didn’t they LOL?  “look at me, I’m a fat, rude idiot who attained any form of success as a direct result of nepotism, but you can be just as successful as me if you act as fat and rude and stupid as I do!”  

Unfortunately Dems need to have a good answer for the Hunter Biden conspiracy theories.

maybe everyone should stop publishing stories about how the idiots in the GQP are whistling past the graveyard and let it all be a big surprise to them on Nov 9th? I mean, anything they lose is going to be due to the biggest fraud of all time, so who cares whether they continue to use Hunter Biden as their bogeyman?  

oh those fucking names...did she not know about Kayden, Brayden, and Caden?  LOL

exactly.  Wouldn’t that almost bring tears to *your* eyes to see this look on his face?  I still remember the way I felt seeing this on the screen when I was a kid, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth LOL.

wait, isn’t Mrs. Aldean from the same species that spent the last 2 years ranting about retaining their God given right to NOT vaccinate their kids from Covid—now bitching about parents who want to enable their trans kids to live the way they want? My head hurts.

I already hate Mrs. Aldean for naming her fucking kids Memphis and Navy. Look out Ginni Thomas, there’s a new “mama bear Karen” in town and she’s gunning for you!

I’ve said it from before t***p was a “thing”—as long as there are shitty, evil, dumb, racist, selfish, entitled assholes in this country, the GQP ain’t going anywhere, it’ll be just fine, maybe wounded or even on life support, but its heart will beat on. If anything I wonder, what will the next incarnation of the GQP…

(1) I have requested this in another article re: t***p, but can Kinja please blur Cocaine Mitch’s face from now on? I detest every molecule of his being and seeing his face and imagining him chortling over the way he fucked over Democrats, or mournfully intoning how something the Dems just did is the “downfall of…

I assume as the movie is winding down the crowd all texts or air-drops each other to say “how long are we gonna stand and clap like a bunch of seals for this one? 2 minutes? 8 minutes? please God don’t say 18 minutes, I really need to pee” LOL