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for some reason I am reminded of the excellent Oprah parody they did on SNL where when she began giving out gifts the audience was sobbing uncontrollably before ripping their heads off LOL

100% accurate. She’d do it 500 times with that Stepford Wife smile on her face, and then maybe go on OAN later and gloat about having “owned the radical left who wanted to silence a true patriot”. Seeing her go to jail for this treason would be almost as satisfying as seeing t***p or McConnell go to jail.

I’m not saying I’m NOT a self-aware narcissist LOL, but in this case I was just taking the piss.  I’m bored and don’t feel like doing anything constructive, what can I say.

I will never forget the faces Alex Moffat made playing Eric Trump, like the look of ecstasy he made when he realized you could actually dip the Fun Dip candy stick in the sugar and it was AWESOME LOL. I wish I could make a GIF of that face to use on my phone, it was that good. Athari was weird (which isn’t a bad thing

I feel like when we look back on this movie in ~2-5 years, the ratio of hype to substance for it will be off the charts LOL.

why is Wisconsin “her” state? she was born in Nebraska, and I assume lives around DC.

that was a joke, hence the LOL at the end. I know sarcasm and irony do not work well in written comments, or maybe you were hoping to land a punch and failed?

Alaska elected a (1) female native American Democrat (2) using ranked order voting (3) over Sarah Palin, Alaskan royalty? Great, just call them Woke Paradise from now on LOL.

(1) couldn’t agree more, the stories beginning matter-of-factly with some allusion to the “fact” that the GQP *will* win back control of Congress because that’s what has ALWAYS happened...well did you think about the effect revoking a right held by the majority of the country for 50 years *might* have on that equation

I get that a lot of what we are seeing with comedians is that they have an instinct to not shy away from, and in fact should run face-first into, controversy especially when it might attract attention (and/or be good material for a “bit”), but I really wish some of them (John Cleese especially who actually used the

I have seen several stories online saying Sandler leans conservative (allegedly he is a registered Republican but that’s from back in the day when some of them were sane). Now I know he is smart enough to protect his brand by not appearing either way but that’s what I have read. Could be wrong, which is why I added

Such a disappointing drop from the premiere.  whoever wrote the premiere should be entrusted with writing all the episodes, esp. if every season will only have 8 episodes. I was worried after a pretty good premiere it would revert to the quality we’ve seen since Archer post season 6 and those worries were realized. I

still waiting for a defense of the pro-life stance that even acknowledges women as something other than incubators with legs. I mean, we all know the unspoken message is that to the GQP, women’s brains aren’t quite big enough to maneuver to a voting booth and vote, and by no means should they get angry or hysterical

what a perfect, timely reminder that the GQP are lying sacks of shit, and *if* they head into midterms suddenly making noise about “having second thoughts” or “listening more to their conscience” (LOL) or whatever their advisors tell them that’s squishy enough to appease pro-choice people without putting off the

I think it’s the opposite, I’m very smart and people like Chris Hayes steal my stuff all the time so they can sound equally smart LOL

infrastructure is necessary but dull, terribly unsexy, tends to be expensive, AND a perfect reminder of how governing is *the* proverbial thankless job—if it is done right no one notices, and if they fuck up Fox News will go ballistic.  So luckily (?) for Jackson, they have had the type of highly visible disaster that

I was gonna say “cue the outrage at Fox News” but their viewers can’t even spell Smithsonian much less watch it LOL

in his videos I haven’t seen any evidence of stroke-related deficiencies, he seems as sharp as ever.  If anything he needs to lay off the big dumpy sweatshirts, cargo shorts and black socks LOL.

I think a big part of “owning” the libs is that they assume the average “lib” can be immediately shouted down with the pure “logic” that the GQP possesses, e.g. “there’s a reason why cities like Chicago with more blacks have worse crime, look it up!” But if you think of them as 6th grade bullies that the only way to

what the hell was in the water at 30 Rock during that stretch of SNL that produced such an esteemed group of conservative heavyweights like this guy, Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, Sandler, Spade, and Lovitz if I’m not mistaken?