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given the state of his career he is REALLY missing the boat if he doesn’t go after a paid commentator role on OAN, Fox, etc.  They need ALL the help they can get trying to be funny.  It’s really sad and pathetic, like if Henny Youngman were alive and trying to be relevant.

Hasbeen says what?

when I see anyone getting mouthy on social media about this, I tell them to think about this the same way you thought about those massive tax breaks that were given to the super-rich during the t***p era that you also didn’t benefit from LOL. Again, if a Democrat proposed a law in favor of breathing, the GQP would

there’s a great book by Charles Pierce called Idiot America that was written at the end of the W era (our first “dumbification” LOL) but is obviously still relevant today, that digs into, when did the country that used to revere education, suddenly learn to mistrust it (especially coming from conservative shitstains

at this point I want to see what more Oz can do to give Fetterman this race.  Complain about the price of polo ponies?  Shit on stage and wallow around in it? How can someone be so aggressively tone-deaf and out of step with what’s happening all around them while ostensibly being surrounded by professionals who are

how is Fetterman “weakened”? if anything he just seems to be pounding Oz with one hilarious tweet after another mocking his incompetent campaign missteps the last few weeks, it’s almost embarrassing.

Nic Cage as DRACULA? Holy fucking shit how have I not heard about this??? When can I buy my ticket?? LOL

well that would explain why he’s kinda disappeared the last 5-10 years. He and Voight and Woods and Rick Schroder and Carano ought to get together and make a shitty movie together where everyone gets blown up at the end LOL.

I’m sorry but I thought those 2 particular choices were fucking genius; they prompted my loudest LOL of the night

I hope Fetterman gets elected and then when he meets Cocaine Mitch he shakes his hand but crushes it “Superman/Zod” style LOL. I’d love to see Cocaine Mitch in visible pain. He is an extremely close second to t***p on my “hated politicians” list, like they’re practically neck and neck (or in their cases, wattle and

but it made awesome lines like “what’s that disgusting smell?” “it’s ME!!” possible so I’ll condone it LOL

if that’s her mom on the mechanical bull (a great touch BTW) she absolutely looks like someone who has attended a Cult 45 rally with one of those “he can grab me by the pussy any time!!” t-shirts.

SO much steam could be taken out of the Cult 45 “movement” if a few liberals would just speak up when these dipshits talk openly about stolen elections and weak border walls or any of the other Fox News talking points these days, and I say that as someone who aggressively avoids confrontations LOL. But as I get older

LOL Florida would like a word

finding another job in Georgia for an angry thieving cracker shouldn’t be *too* hard LOL

in my experience the ones driving the company vehicles ARE Cult 45; they are t***p’s “base”, and he has them all amped up and angry to do stuff exactly like this. After a few more years of being shamed and arrested for this bullshit, *some* of them may be snapped back to reality however.

I don’t know if this is “hot-shaming” (is that even a thing? LOL) but when I look at that picture of her above it doesn’t make me think, gee I wonder what are her thoughts on feminism, the US political situation, and the world in general.

I still laugh at how hilariously improbable it was that a woman that young and hot would be living AND available in a BF town like the one in Gone Girl, AND that she’d fall for 40ish Ben Affleck (20ish Ben Affleck *might* have pulled it off however LOL).

the rapacious sex trafficker and the woman who had her husband killed and his eyes gouged out...someone get Netflix on the horn for their new talk show! But seriously I hope they suddenly turn on each other and kill each other.

it’s the same sort of thing here in Maryland. We are “reliably blue” in presidential elections thanks to the voters in the south near DC but the current governor Hogan is one of those annoying “rational Republicans” (LOL) and every year we seem to elect a centrist/conservative type for governor (Glendening, Bob