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the fight sequence in Snoke’s chamber and when Holdo blew up all those Empire ships were IMO the most thrilling sequences in the last 3 movies. The whole subplot on the “Las Vegas” planet was a complete misfire but I like that Johnson at least addressed something I had wondered all along about the Empire’s “military

it was an over-correction in a pretty obnoxious and predictable way...first let’s revive a “big bad” since Johnson had to go and kill Snoke (who was a pretty good villain but I thought it was interesting that he flew in the face of convention and killed him anyway); let’s pretend to kill Chewbacca to give it an

the kings of moving the goalposts to gin up outrage and stoke false senses of superiority among the Cult 45 lemmings strike again LOL. Reminds me of when Jon Stewart used to call out Fox News for their “some say” bullshit (“some say Obama might be a communist for wearing a tan suit...” “who?” “*SOME* people, libtard.”)

recovering from being “a deluded individual who finally started questioning” what you were being spoon-fed is not nothing; it actually gives me hope that this might happen to a few more Americans. I like to think of myself as “intelligent” and a “liberal” but my capacity for critical thinking and changing my mind once

it premieres today; I forgot reviewers get to see the series they are reviewing before everyone else.

honestly there were way too many generically pretty white female country performers in this “tempest in a teapot” for me to track LOL.

she seems absolutely delightful LOL, but I’d love to have one of them explain to me: why JFK Jr.??? where the fuck did that particular delusion come from? the son of a Democratic icon who died in 1999 is actually alive AND now a right-wing “influencer” who is coming back *any day now, just you wait*? seriously, from

they’re confusing 2022 Johnny Depp with “Benny & Joon” era Johnny Depp LOL

congratulations to the new family, but I admit I winced a little at the picture knowing a BUNCH of vicious shitheads now know CK has a kid and what they will do with that info. Probably nothing because as we all should have learned after Jan 6th, they are nothing if not a bunch of opportunistic pussies, but as Salman

as long as I live here I’ll never fully grasp how so many Americans can reconcile (1) being tough and strong (read: sociopathic, opportunistic bullies of every vulnerable minority) BUT (2) being constantly persecuted victims and martyrs who must stand up for themselves whenever possible to remind everyone that they

there is a strong whiff of MRA to some of the comments I’ve seen (“men like Johnny are the forgotten victims of domestic abuse” LOL) but the great majority of the ones I’ve interacted with appear to be women, which is super puzzling. Maybe they are dudes who are just so committed to the “movement” that they created

it’s business 101--it’s better to have a few people love you than have a lot of people like you, and I think that’s what motivates a lot of the Cult 45 affiliated grifters we see today.  Having 35-40% of the population ready to throw money at you for your idiotic “Joe and the Ho” shirts made in China is not a bad

this seems at least a bit more interesting than what a senior partner at a law firm once told me being “partner track” meant—you make lots of money, work yourself nearly to death, and never see your family (which was odd because he had like 7 kids, good Catholic boy LOL).

but is psychosis “bad faith”? LOL

JFC I’m surprised Fox News didn’t just implode after that LOL.  Hopefully when/if he shows his face again it’s around Biden because if he’s alone the cultists would almost certainly go after him, much like that Muslim extremist went after Salman Rushdie a while back.

yeah but what’s more fun than getting attention for being a proud asshat?  Getting MORE attention LOL

on behalf of MAGAts everywhere, let me answer for them: no. LOL

this guy is my age and the same year he was going to prison in LA, I was going to college in LA. What an absolutely unconscionable travesty of justice. I hope he sues the absolute shit out of whoever hid evidence in order to send him to jail just to say they had “solved the crime.” (I’m also gonna go waaaaaay out on a

sssshhhh, NOBODY tell them we can see AND record for posterity (or at least until mid-November) what these dicksmacks published *on their campaign websites* about abortion LOL. Jesus what a bunch of fucking idiots, but I gotta say it’s not the worst move because their constituents will angrily defend their right to be

yeah, tough to argue with that logic. 7 IS greater than 3 LOL. Bunch of math majors over in the Depp stan camp. Glad to see their sudden cultish devotion to Johnny Depp hasn’t warped their math abilities.