what an awesome picture of the 3 of those scholars, it’s like they’re saying “these things look like words...are they words? should we just grunt? did you ever learn to read? I never learned to read...” LOL

side note—does anyone actually know where Hunter Biden is or what he’s doing right now? imagine if t***p’s idiot children had the same white-hot spotlight that he does, they’d NEVER stop running their fucking mouths; Hunter is either dead or is smart enough (or his dad leaned hard enough on him) to just stay out of…

I mean, it’s not the worst business move in today’s climate if you’re a right-leaning C-list celebrity, you know ~35-40% of the population will love every turd you pull out of your ass (until they don’t LOL), and if you can tolerate their pathetic, racist, “patriotic” stupidity wrapped in an American flag, you can…

my 20 y.o. daughter has had a “relationship” with a guy who’s not a great match for her and now he wants her back and I’ve been begging her, PLEASE develop your friend circle first; be with someone because you WANT to, not because you NEED to. Luckily she’s starting classes today and may be able to add a few friends…

as I read these stories and see all these pictures especially of him looking utterly exhausted when he should be overjoyed, it should serve as a potent reminder to us all that great sex, especially the kind you have at the beginning of a new relationship (even one that was rekindled years later and thus technically…

wow I wish I could see screen shots of some of the interactions I imagine you have had with some of Depp’s followers LOL, I bet they are EPIC and go on for weeks.  My favorite is when I point out that the UK court found it “substantially true” that HE beat HER and after a few back-and-forths it usually ends with…

I’ve never referred to them as “apologists”, with their feral responses they’ve only ever been “stans” or “cultists” to me LOL, except even Cult 45ers don’t defend t***p the way Depp’s “DeppAnon” followers defend him.  Seriously, someone please explain why Johnny Depp engenders such batshit followers.

I’m glad “she’s” going into space because when I first heard about having your remains shot into space, I looked into it and (1) it’s shockingly expensive (I believe the cheapest option is a few thousand bucks), (2) they only use like a gram of your cremains, and (3) they are shot into a low altitude orbit where after…

I feel like I have seen this face or one very similar to it far too often the last 5-6 years. “Florida man” indeed, they should just go ahead and rename the meme “American man” because I feel like especially since Jan 6th I see this guy’s scowling dome every week starting some shit he shouldn’t have started and paying…

I live in Maryland and can confirm this is HIGHLY plausible. Maryland is a “blue” state but where I live is deep red Trumpistan full of black pickup trucks with 3 Percent and Punisher bumper stickers driven by angry white mediocre dickheads who would absolutely do something like this *if they thought they could get…

apparently they corrected this that he would not be representing himself, which is sad because that would be the highest of high comedy (and who knows, given how fast his ship is sinking and his reputation for not paying bills, may happen anyway).

the more stories I see about Dems winning Congress, the more nervous I get, and I can’t help thinking that’s what is motivating a lot of Cocaine Mitch’s statements like this, to de-motivate Dems from voting. But I’d much rather hear him whining about stuff like this than gloating about some massive tax cut for the…

I read a rumor that Cocaine Mitch was so bummed by not being majority leader again that he might consider retiring (he *is* 80 after all), and it actually put me in a good mood for several hours LOL until I remembered he’d never voluntarily walk away from any chance to torment some vulnerable minority somewhere, or…

I’m sure Maxwell will be welcomed with open arms LOL.  I hope your Twitter game is strong because you’re gonna be a member of the “Squad” whether you want it or not.

uh oh, looks like someone might need to form a support group with Chappelle to get over the trauma of pushback from their unfunny, backward “hot takes” (that I assume like Chappelle we can expect him to double down on any second now)

like any conservative t***p supporter who you thought for a second would turn on him by saying “now I have a daughter...” and then finish with “...but t***p deserves a second chance for the things he’s done!” LOL

he now has a “squad” of “60 dudes” who he has weekly Zoom meetings and bike rides with

oh they’re as likely to care about that as they are him fucking the porn star while Melania was recovering from childbirth LOL.  Cognitive dissonance is a powerful, POWERFUL force of nature.

any time one of these POS evangelicals unironically rejoices that God heard *their* prayer to punish one of their enemies I just laugh and laugh and laugh.  Absolutely off the chart narcissism on display but also a good reminder that what fuels evangelicals’ practically leaping into bed with a literal anti-Christ…

so if I watch the first 9 episodes in the next week or two, I’d have to wait nearly 2 months to watch the last? seems almost sadistic to me LOL.