I’m hoping that they nominate a bear that rides a unicycle.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

I keep confusing the Kessel Run with the Kemmel straight at Spa Francorchamps. I guess I have a Sci-F1 problem.

Mr. Trump,

What the actual fuck? “Colored americans”

It’s sad that Left Shark got more attention. Simpler times :(

Lemon pie is the shit.

Early June, 2018. I wander a scorched forest, kicking through ash and dust, hoping to find something green sprouting in the denuded earth. The power grid is down, communications satellites are failing, and the Earth’s population has been reduced twentyfold. Water stores are poisoned, and medicine has become currency.…

Prior to 1973, health care as a profit-making enterprise was illegal. For two centuries in our fine and beautiful nation, health care was understood to be made available to all who needed it as an ethically correct practice. It was only after Nixon that health care as a for-profit corporate enterprise existed, and not…

On some level, someone could make that (very presumptuous accusation), because with humanity and with community comes the understanding that we should all be in this together on some level. You get to sit at home in your AC, on your couch, and not have to worry about a neighbor who can’t afford to heal themselves if…

Hrmmm. My money is on

it looks like Krillin finally had a growth spurt.

They will now spend 14 hours locked in a steel tube, thousands of feet above the ground, with a man not exactly known for gracefully handling bad news.

As opposed to the sob story of “we are not making enough money off of you”

The only debate on abortion should be if it’s the governments job to pay for it. There are good financial and scientific arguments on both sides. But this debate on whether abortion should be legal or illegal is beyond insanity. Of course it should be legal. And Roe v Wade has made it so.