I misread, sorry

They told him, he just assumed they were talking about Mexicans.

But that estate tax is going to pay for my hookers, booze, and blu-ray collection

Certainly seems like a breach of confidentiality agreement(s)

“Hey, God, could really use some help here.”

Stare into the eyes of Jesus and plead for salvation that your wretched soul does not sour eternity

Here, the Ghost of Christmas Future points towards a lone, unkempt tombstone in the middle of a dire cemetery reading only a small inscription, “sad”

I have told acquaintances “no need to bless me, just because I sneeze”

There will be no endorsement made by the King of the Lizard People.

The Lucy Van Pelt Bill

Time speeds up as you approach the age of old.

Will they run in wet conditions?

There goes my beer

Big Lebowski II

Just need the Fire Department to go around giving free smoke detector inspections.

Many beans died to bring us this information

Make more sense if they stated he was shipped in a UPS container and had to be routed through a hub.

But fuck the immigrants of today.

It’s about the message. A message that there are great wrongs within this society, and they need to be addressed; and rightfully fixed. Social injustice, inequality, targeting, profiling, etc. This should not be happening in a Free Society, one built upon the ideals of freedom, all created equal, the American Dream.