It's that time again. I know, you're al excited. It's time for the North American Car and Truck Of the Year, or NACTOY for short. What's good is that they actually got the finalists right this year.

YOU LEAVE SPLINTER ALONE!

Observe, mere moments after birth, the offspring is up and walking. This is evolution at work, whereas the child must be prepared to survive in the wild. Unfortunately, life will be hard on the youngling, as child birth has been too much for the mother, and she is forced to distance herself from the herd, and die…

Can't. Mine are zip-tied.

Haz problem, deliver solution!

Check the mobile devices, while you're at it, for any records of calls or texts during probable motor operational times to identify distracted drivers.

Environment, love it, go on, give it a giant hug

Well, Kimi, after surgery you'll want to medicate with some pain med...

I met the little auto on the edge of town

Fire suit was to be sporting matching hand graphic

Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.

one blue over the cuckoo's nest

Governor sets track record, because fuck it, I'm the Governor.

Fuck off. I'm a Governor!

Cattle pusher

The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house Maarten or the Hedlund may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land!

Des Moines sound Swedish to you?

Be prepared, officials, for an onslaught of colorful metaphors.

That guy's using my bathroom!