Perhaps a low budget remake of The Jerk?

Although I've never asked the question, it does seem to help answer what R2D2 would be like if the pirate life was the way, complete with parrot.

Now just need one for the peen when it bottoms out.

Through the open, desert wastelands

Grimlock had a Dinobot sized aneurysm , and mistakenly ate him.

Whoa

Sleek, sporty, aggressive, I like it.

The recall that covers the recall has been recalled to cover the recalled recall that covered the recall and that the covers are recalled after the recalled are recovered....

And so it begins.

Or Wendy's for Dave's Hot and Juicy

Turn signal

How are you not hat tipped on this?

Whenever money is involved, there's risk things could turn to a bad time.

Cocaine is where the money's at!

#totallywentthere

You probably notice the hair. After the incident with my brother, I started going to Piracy.com, I've been checking out pillaging from piracy experts, prices on wenches, and going rates for doubloons, my confidence has just been coming out of me.

Didn't know Gumby had convenience stores, but then again, there's a lot I probably shouldn't know about Gumby....

But Endo is high end shit. Grown by cultivating marvels within the lush forest landscape of Endor, the Ewoks' prime export is sent through time to achieve places far far away. Be wary of the kingpin, however. An 8' tall Endo peddler is not one to displease, they've been known to pull arms from sockets.

Seems in Cleveland, you can also utilize the sidewalks.

That mutherfucker dinged me, Michael!