This video embodies Minnesota in a way that no other video can.

Wobbly. Fat. Tits out in public. Pretty sure I dated her.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

He just wanted a chance to pull a Brandi Chastain.

There is no other explanation than a bra. I really thought it was a woman at this point.

Anyone catch the guy in the Brozerre (man bra) at around the 1:20 mark?

I love the growth of this comment.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

the eagles tried this with riley cooper not to long ago, but he doesn’t blend in well with anything of color.

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

He did nothing but practice against other college players while in Cleveland.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Baby Got BAC