Richard Sherman pretending he can ruin any career as he has his own.

Once again, I’m too late to make all these jokes. Thanks, guys.

Isn’t wearing a cowboy hat and a Chiefs jersey an oxymoron?

Forbath’s was blocked, not missed*

Also white male from suburbs. Can confirm, even when I’ve told the officer I have a concealed weapon on my person, he’s never reached for his gun or even flinched.

You should see him grab pussy

You heartless bastard. He’s ALREADY a garbage man.

I’ve never wanted to punch a garbage man in the face for doing his job.

I saw a mom dressed up as Bette Midler from Hocus Pocus and it made me feel all tingly in the pants like I was 9 again.

Guns*

That album sucks.

Getting stabbed in the knee with a screwdriver for accidentally cancelling the DVR recording of syndicated Days of Our Lives episodes was anything but fun.

“You guys don’t know how dog years work.” -Ryan Lochte

+1 http://m.imgur.com/gallery/GGjRNPH

Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc. have spent their life telling me I’m going to hell because I don’t believe in their stupid made up bullshit. Someone makes a slight at Christianity and it’s the end of the world. Go fuck yourself.