Are we going to get the big table in here or do I have to go out and chop down the fucking tree myself?

I am dumber for having read this. I don't blame you. I went down this road of my own volition. Half way through trying to pick up news print by pressing silly putty into my computer screen, I discovered I was in fact fruitlessly mashing pieces of my own brain. Now there's blood everywhere and I drank all the seltzer.

It wouldn't be a com badge if it's set in the prime timeline around (or just prior to) the era of TOS. The earliest known usage of the com badge was with the Enterprise-C crew, a couple decades before the events of TNG, but much after TOS and the original cast movies. It'd just be a badge. The communicators were…

Stupid artists and they're stylistic interpretations! That'll show them not to IMAGINE or BE CREATIVE. Deviants. They should edit out all their magical and fantastic abilities while they're at it. Kids can't turn super saiyan or jump around on roof tops fighting crime. Art should be realistic renderings of only stuff…

They should remake Memento every year and promote it as an original movie.

This article is confusing story with execution. The story of the prequels is fine. The story is the rich Star Wars universe. There was little critique of the story. The way in which the events were portrayed is where the sequels shat the bed. The prequels are more satisfying when you read the synopses than they are to…

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I get that the whole shtick of American Horror Story is second rate Tarantino-eque homage and pastiche, b-movie hackery with A-list actors and budget, high camp with a straight(ish) face, but the whole thing always feels like a tribute album to an artist you love filled with embarrassingly unlistenable cover versions…

Uh… Also the show has Joel Hodgson and Trace Beaulieu in it and Trace Beaulieu plays a wise cracking robot.

Whatever, Keith. Satanic Majesty's Request is a great record too. "2,000 Lightyears from Home" is one of the strongest songs of the Stones career.

I wonder if there will ever be a PiL reunion with Levine and Wobble. Can't they just do it for the money and the kids like the Pistols did with their Filthy Lucre reunion tour?

YES, but not as much as the existence of twerpy apologists like you that make mediocrity profitable.

Just put a fucking fork in it already. Simpsons has become akin to a centenarian with severe dementia. It's grandma, but it's not grandma. It is suffering and pain and confusion and it's tearing everybody apart.

Students should be pissed that they're wasting tens of thousands of dollars trying to learn something that can't be taught.

He's probably too busy. Perusing model portfolios to find paid attendees for your next birthday party is a surprisingly full time job.

Oh man. Gremlins is my favorite Christmas movie. It's perfect in every way, from it's awkward Flashdance sequence to unfortunate depictions of Asian Americans. It'd be impossible to make Gremlins in this day and age, but if they at least get Cory Feldman onboard, I'm in.

I mean, disenfranchised youth using Tatooine as a jumping off point to join the rebellion is a little far fetched.

You'd think there'd be better ways to honor a dead friend than to sink millions of dollars into what has to be the most unanticipated and unnecessary sequel of the decade. Maybe buy some water purifiers for a town in a third world country in their name? Donate some money to charity? Maybe even pay it forward by…

Eyebrows?

You gotta hand it to those aliens for being so damn good at always abducting people with zero credibility.