Who needs some? I have plenty.

She saves a lot of water by not washing her makeup off.

She’s the Rosa Parks of being a dick.

You’re right. We’d have to work in shifts, stabbing baby fuckers if we really want to get somewhere.

I go to Thailand pretty frequently, as I live in SE Asia, and I feel like I can spot those creeps at the airport. There are nearly a million prostitutes in Thailand, with an estimated 20% being under the age of 16. In some very poor villages in the north of Thailand, 100% of the girls end up working as prostitutes (or…

Curt’s numbers were always staggering in regards to “true pounds.”

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.

She ran a terrible campaign? Or she lost to Bush because Karl Rove was his campaign manager & waged one of the dirtiest campaigns in recent history, including spreading the rumor that she was a lesbian!

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions by providing birth control and women’s healthcare than any jackass right wing group ever has. Fuck those jerks.

I dropped off some cupcakes to my local PP recently along with a letter all about how I love them and how grateful I am for everything that they’ve done for me. I suggest that everyone else here do the same if they can. SHOW THEM YOUR SUPPORT, GUYS. THEY NEED IT.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close made me wish that there was an ebook version of throwing a book against a wall.

‘Hello Fiend’

The proof is in the pudding.

Judge Robreno went the fuck in with that memo. Very well done.

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.