Well, you know, when you’re a star and all that. You think that’s just Trump’s purview?

Nope. Always just looking at it oblivious to the fact that people are walking by.

I fly a lot. The worst thing I’ve seen on a plane is the asshole who watches porn on his device.

That’s the only real Boston movie. From the time I grew up in. Before gentrification.

I kinda hoped Ford would age into like a Robert Mitchum or a Lee Marvin type. Instead he’s a grumpier Don Knotts acting with cartoons until Indiana Jones And The Temple Of The Enlarged Prostate starts shooting.

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Well, she would have been a real influencer, that’s for Goddamn sure.

In other words, I made a lot of money off of that scumbag Tarantino, but do not want to catch any of the MeToo shit, so, you know.......sorry....

Really? Seen half the movies that scumbag stole from?

How the fuck is this news to anyone? Tarantino is a fucking hack and a thief.Why would you not think him a msiogyniost and rape apologist? The little punk likes to throw the N word around like he’s down, but everything that little scumbag learned about black people he learned from watching “Beretta” reruns while…

All the money in the world is an apt title for Wahlberg’s film, considering that that amount would not be enough to erase his racist thug past.

How old were you in 1971? I heard the VU on the radio all the time back then, shorty.

Stein combines two of the worst traits of humans: stupidity and arrogance.

And people laugh at my voluminous VHS porn collection. At least they don’t have IP addresses.

The media was falling all over itself to make us forget, once again, about John Miller, Russia, Trump U, Russia, and now the fact that his own Commerce Sec profits from Russian money laundering. I didn’t hear Van Jones talking about that shit while he was tossing his credibility under the bus.

Chris Kattan was one of the saddest motherfuckers I’vd ever driven.First he asks if everything on the bill is taken care of: translate no tip. Then when I get him to the hotel and check the back, everything is gone. Waters, a bowl full of Starbursts ( chocolates, while more elegant, are melty), newspapers, even the…

Like most of the supporting players in this grotesque group of losers that are now infecting the White House, Gorka stands out as the worst of the former perennial RWNJ talk show guests. A loser and a cretin.

I would rather they do a show that follows the travails of Eddy Cue’s never ending struggle to replace his hair.

That was one big exercise in no shit, Sherlock.

That’s so original! Why didn’t I and the millions who are about to elect her President think of that?!!!