Joni + Jaco = Best

Why do I get the feeling that she could change a tire?

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Whoops, didn’t pay attention to your name and thought it was just someone else’s guess

Because people suck. Dogs rule!!

Man, I had a weird year in 2003 where it felt like I kept running into Steven Tyler everywhere I went. I had a chat with him in the weird fruit/veg/shoe check line in the airport in Maui to kick it off, I was at the same hotel as him in NYC and ran into him in the lobby, he went to my brother’s restaurant in MA and…

That’s what I’ve always heard about John Mayer (had some friends at Berklee at the same time). Said he was really serious about his songwriting and a bit of a loner.

well i know goofy kid above is john mayer, because he told me that story when he fucked me in baltimore 12? 13? years ago. goddamn i am old.

popeys is totally worth the delay.

Stupidest thing I have read all day. Thanks.

From her bio: "She runs, reads, and eats way too much and is passionate about humanism..."

Or Hannah Horvath's writing.

I wonder if Chuck Johnson ever got over the fact that his mother is a woman.

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

Because it was the closest Hollywood has gotten to an original science fiction movie that you could imagine being written by an actual science fiction writer.

Colbert is gonna crush this guy.

Celebrate Dunham's inane memoir, bemoan a sequel to the most-recommended and one of the most beloved novels ever. You guys really put griping ahead of the potentially sublime, don't you?