Holy shit, I thought that was just a really good joke. Apparently "reimagined as Stephanie Beacham from Dynasty" was meant 100 percent literally.

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

Christ, Ellie. It's Bruce this and Bruce that. Your lacking of sensitivity towards Kris completely discounts the pain that Kris is feeling over this horrible thing that is happening to Kris' ex-husband and the father of two of Kris' daughters. Honestly. Kris.

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

We need to get that last chef on here. She sounds great.

Racism = discrimination due to race.

Tell us a story about all the hi-jinks he and his ragamuffin partner get into!

I am 100% certain that it is exactly that easy to find work as a voice actor.

This was the smile that I needed tonight. Happy days.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

Hell, my dad used to use Esso roadmaps when he was flying helicopters in the Navy (1960s). Over land, highways are some of your best landmarks.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

No. The rules only apply to human beings.

It's a tray full of whoop ass.

I would push young Charlie Hale down the stairs.

More Facebook pablum…….

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He bit my finger.

"Put some coats under your body."