I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of…

Know this guy and his family personally, really good people. His brother bought my old motorcycle years back and still has it. Hoping he picks out something fun and reliable to drive around!

Almost as fine example of pathetic as this,

NFL = Never Fold Legs

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I heard that if you say Lena Dunham's name 3 times while looking in the mirror your Twitter account gets optioned by HBO.

To be fair to Mike, he really only had two choices here. He could either vent his spleen on the host, or he could claim he never did it and lie through his tooth.

Still on sale, ladies:

I want for nothing more in life than to live in the field with those elephants.

he's known for using "pussified" in sentences, and probably bitch, fag, etc.

She's someone who would make Liz Lemon roll her eyes

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

She needs a half-million just to re-build her self-esteem.

All she wanted was to have a golf ball hit off of her bare ass, but instead she was humiliated like this.

LOLz. Awww, does he need his nappy changed...?

Oh god. I just realized my mistake. Tired college newspaper writer Cill Bosby is tired. :(

I didn't realize she'd been to prison.

Well THIS comments section should be entertaining.

So is there a chance he will play tonight? As a homosexual with Looking and Downton fast approaching, I need to get my priorities in order.