There’s no way that Knowles isn’t a sock and sandals man.

The spice will be mine..

Can you imagine how long it takes Knowles to remove his shoes at the end of the day?

Was not expecting *that*. Ugh. I need a long, hot shower to wash off all the slime.

After having seen what Harry looks like, now read his review of Blade II.

I’m tired of reading about Alamo Drafthouse news because every time I read it I think “Oh it’s a bar” but then my brain corrects me and I remember it’s a movie theater chain. THEN I remember there’s not one remotely near me and news about it doesn’t affect me and I go get a beer because I was just thinking about beer.…

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

Lot’s of things from the early 90s are coming back in style. Ninjas. That gum you like.

The interesting part is how the people behind the various Lego movies have been slowly bending, then breaking their own rules. For the Lego movie, everything had to be constructable with Lego, and (unless absolutely necessary), the minifigs couldn’t do anything they couldn’t do in real life.

Alex probably won’t want to write many more articles like this when he finds out I turned his article into a direct-to-video movie. Now excuse me while I write a scene for my current girlfriend, who will be listed in the credits as “topless commenter #3".

I enjoyed it a lot too, it’s easily one of the more insightful articles we’ve had in a long long time.

Hey this was a really well-done article! I’d be great to get more stories like this, although the vetting process would probably become a nightmare.

Jesus. I’ve never seen a film that looks so utterly repulsive in every way.

I watched it last night, and the cannibalism mentioned in the review is much worse and more disturbing than I had imagined.

96% on Rotten Tomatoes and a “universal acclaim” on Metacritic. I think it’s safe to bet this is an excellent movie and Anton Ego here had an ingrowing toenail bothering him or the like.

Even better - he’s Chris-R the drug dealer.

There was probably more, but Kinja most likely ate it.

Or even just the basic guy that Father God is a fucked up creative dude, Mother Nature is a nice lady who likes design and organic development. Humanity are a bunch of destructive psychos that God invited to live in their House/Earth without asking and they really screwed up Nature’s life.

Pretty sure it was just a photo of Jennifer Lawrence with stick figures drawn in behind her fucking and killing things.

I could easily imagine Aronofsky dashing off a first draft script in five days. It’d just be really bad until it went through ten revisions