:::::Warner Brothers Publicity writes check to Chris and BFF:::::::

Kinja talk!

And you know, Christopher Reeve went on to be Superman in real life

When I was 17, I had a talking car, and I was really self-conscious about it until Knight Rider taught me that there could be a good side to sentient automobile ownership.

david hasselhoff has never read a book

Then again, some might say that religion itself is nothing but an elaborate mechanism for coping with death anxiety.

If we all decided to at least be neutral towards Guy, will the articles about him end? There’s no justification for anybody thinking about this man this much.

My hat is off to the amazing job the marketing team have done on this movie. I can’t think of any Stephen King adaptation so hotly anticipated by people who’ve never heard of King.

Also, always good for a movie’s protagonist to mention how dull his life is.

If you’re playing by this movie’s rules, you should find a pen you’re not using and hurl it.

“Through the course of my fascinatingly dull life, I’ve always found fiction so much more truthful than reality—and, yes, I’m aware of the irony”

The Good Place had the best first season of any comedy since at least Arrested Development, maybe ever.

This articles pairs well with the DACA news I’ve just heard. And by “well” I mean “lol fuck everything and everyone that’s caused this entire goddamned situation let’s just sweep Trump and all his loyal supporters into Florida and put a huge inescapable plastic dome around it and wipe our hands of this cancer of a…

Hey, he at least is trying to make America great again, but he doesn’t know how, nobody will let him do what he wants, people are being mean to him, and it turns out presidenting is hard and kind of boring.

White people do love anything that’s described as “Ayurvedic.”

It’s kind of like trying to transition to Hollywood after a stellar porn career.

Every time I see Ted Cruz’s face, I punch a 5 pound bag of flour

awww poor Chris Pine.

But Netflix you have to watch at home. Sticky floors, rowdy teens, noisy kids..................