She's an eternal flame, baby!

Let's do Reader/Commentariat hatesongs. I'm pretty sure we could do a pretty good job!

Bad Company was not known for its subtlety. After all, Bad Company made a song called Bad Company on the album Bad Company.

Done properly that would be incredibly funny.

God rest his soul. *holds cap over chest*

You created me, mom,
So I guess you're to blame
For the love that I feel
Just from hearing your name.

You can be crummy generation one, we can be generation A.

All they had to do was make one Bionic Commando joke. ONE! They were teed up and they didn't take the swing.

It's just… Ehhhh… Beardly.

The tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about!

I love the dulcet tones of Mr. John O'Hurley.

I bow to your knowledge of orthopedics. Still, the point is that you can design armor that looks good that isn't "encapsulated boobs."

Samus Aran power armor uber alles.

On second thought, that was jerkish of me. My apologies for being jerkish.

*edit*

The Samus Aran powered armor method is still perfectly viable.

That boob armor was the best they could come up with? Not even an attempt to be functional? Nobody would actually make a functional suit like that. It's just "Hey, look, boobs! Now you know which ones you should ogle, heterosexual males!"

His quest to create Code Talker's perfect burger, perhaps.

Would have thrown him off the base along with Huey if I could.

You're going to extract him?