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    It was "more of the same with better graphics," which was great and all, but the sort of dystopian reality of that city didn't measure up to the bright look of Liberty City in the original.

    I didn't think GTA2 was terrible, it just had the misfortune of being right before GTA3.

    Bionic Commando 2009. Yes, the dialogue was cheesy. Yes, the plot twist was dumb. Yes, there was a little too much radiation in one place or another. Yes, it feels a little unfinished. Yes, the super-linear collectible system where if you missed one you had to replay your run to get it was super, super dumb.

    The little critters of nature
    They don't know that they're ugly!

    I too lived in a town that had a George's Liquor and never thought to crack any jokes about this. Now twenty odd years have passed and they're out of business. Alas.

    Nerve endings.

    Maybe something good? Maybe something bad? We just don't know!

    I used to have an elaborate login sound for my Windows login, and it managed to annoy everybody. I use multiple platforms of all stripes and I thought it was neat at first that Microsoft did it, but then I realized why nobody else had it as an option, cause it was annoying!

    Not just Raymond Scott; the production music library R&S used contains works from dozens of artists!

    Leave everything to me!

    Only thing cuter is when they first meet! Something Entirely New is so great.

    Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in the town
    Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, so don't you be around~

    Hey, Steven Crew, missed y'all. Hopefully the show will be back soon. I took the over on it being back in February, which was a good bet, but… now I miss it even more. :(

    Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?

    ah, I'm gonna getcha, bluhbluhbluhbluh

    Would actually like to see that, though it'd probably be best as a five minute online skit.

    Christina Milian's exasperation at the obvious farce was the best. It's a dumb game they should have given up when Gerald was a teenager

    You can sense where Gerald got a lot of his geekier tendencies because Sarah is just as much of a nerd as he is. The noises, the overly complicated movie night picks, all of it. Talk about a well-written character relationship.

    Not quite Mike's Fifth Avenue, but still relevant to post-malaise 80's Chryslers.

    This list is incomplete without Spike Trotman.