THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS AGO,
BEFORE THE DAWN OF THE A.V. CLUB AS WE KNEW IT
THERE WAS THE ONION OF PRINT.
A NEWS MAGAZINE BASED ON MOCKERY,
IT WROTE CRUDE STORIES FROM BROKEN TYPEWRITERS AND TOILET PAPER .
HURLING NEWSPAPERS AT READERS REGARDLESS IF THEY HAD A SUBSCRIPTION OR NOT.
THESE SO-CALLED REVIEWS WERE DEEMED AS TROLLS…

All I hear is Dipper.

Game music today is just different, but I still enjoy a lot of it.

Enjoy those tacos now, for in a thousand years, they will be illegal.

Star's father's behavior in a prior episode where he likes to go on safari-style hunts is another red flag.

""Watching Bender’s Big Score, I wanted to have a strong opinion about it one way or the other."

Hater makes it greater!

"I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is so what I would have done."

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention!

Stop paying attention to this waste of space and support the Jem comics instead, which are both true to the source and doing something new and interesting. The last issue of the first arc comes out at the end of this month, too, so you can catch up on the whole story fairly easily.

Coilette, you she-devil! You really thought you could steal those diamonds from me and Congo Jack?

Happy exists only so that it could become Tacky, the far superior song.

Really shitty deinterlacing.

The Tom Petty montage is one of the best jokes this show has ever done. It's taken a piece of music and used it so expertly that the first time you see it, you just bowl over in laughter. The timing and cut are perfect, as if Tom knew sixteen years before this aired that it would be the ultimate destiny for this song.

God forbid that someone takes the last box of Freihofer's chocolate chip cookies, though. They can burn.

Yes. Between the designs and the story, Jem is one of the best books of 2015.

As someone who has actually done "a lot of conventions" as an artist/vendor (albeit not Star Trek), I know the feeling.

Who is the journal of physics going to believe?

I'd like to read this comment in a sexily seductive voice.

Death by snu-snu.