“Meek and mild”

Don’t touch them unless you’re going to hoist them.

Giuliani’s going to have a hot take on that fan’s character tomorrow.

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.

In every David Tracy story, the true hero is not the jeep or him. It is the people he surrounds himself with. Let it be his co-workers, his friends, his neighbors, his landlords, people he meet on the highway, on craiglist, at the auto parts store. I mean when was the last time he took someone on a trip and the time…

He was let go for actually being too practical and rational.

But will it tell us why you left your dream job at FCA?

David, could you please demonstrate how the Active-Tuned Mass Module works?

I stated elsewhere that there was no car I could think of that I wouldn’t buy solely due to the stigma. Well, I thought of one.

I would love to own a Donk. I fear that a pasty white dude such as myself would be mocked mercilessly.

I don’t believe you. Every Subaru has three inherent flaws: two are the head gaskets, and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

I swear to god, the smash community are the rick and morty fans of fighting games.

Buys cars sight unseen.

Track: E=MC2 | Artist: Big Audio Dynamite | Album: This Is Big Audio Dynamite

I would bet my house that dude owns a sweater with a wolf on the front.