“All she’s known for.” AS IF!

“This franchise made her and let’s be frank, it’s all she is really known for.”

Also, even nerds!

Kids are great. By the time they reach the age of 2, you can start training them to do brake jobs on the family minivan.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

More like future David Tracy purchases.

What he thinks is happening vs what’s actually happening

I have never watched this show, didn’t watch this clip, and don’t recognize two of these guys, but still, I fully agree with Maxim Jon Stewart.

It’s always a reality check when Stephen A. isn’t the most unreasonable, brash person in any particular segment.

The problem with Will Cain and dudes like him is that he has studied and made himself well versed on various subjects in order to stall the progress of a conversation or to simply extinguish it completely.

On the plus side, with “I’m a corncob who eats trash,” you’ve inadvertently created the best Kinja handle since “Smirking Bristol Chimp No. 347.”

I think he’d make a great tag team partner with Unprincipled Pragmatist.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

won’t someone please think of the thieves!!!!

Screw this kid. The only Alpha that matters is Alpha 3:

At least it didn’t ruin his hair.