People don’t like to hear this, but marriage involves work. As does any long term relationship. But especially marriage. You WILL have arguments and sometimes you will think, who the heck did I marry? But it is worth all of it, it’s good work.

I’d guess the therapist was simplifying. No reputable therapist is going to say “never divorce”, but they will convey something that boils down to:

Being raised by a single mother, I can tell you my mother’s real fears kicked in once I left the house for college. But hey, you have me to give you some advice that I wish someone gave my mother. The worrying is normal to a point, but you have to trust yourself and know that you instilled your son with the tools he…

This is ridiculous. Let the free market set the prices. The free market will naturally correct itself. If enough people die then the market will disappear. /s

Hahaaaa, I ALWAYS thought of those ads whenever they showed footage of the crowds of Trumpanzees in the red states... Part of me never stopped asking, “Why aren’t these Jethros kicking him out of bed & screaming ‘NEWWW YORRK CITY?!?!’”

This reminds me of the Pace salsa commercials of the 90's.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Whether trolling or not, I’ll be the Neutral Good Internet Citizen for you.

Jim Cook has monster chops.

Jim Cooke and all of the illustrators at GMG are the best.

You saved me the trouble of trying to articulate that same sentiment.

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

Daly’s comment makes MY brain hurt. Ice causes concussions, the boards don’t? Are you fucking dense? That’s one of the single dumbest things I have ever heard a human being utter in my life- and I’ll point at my screen name for proof that I hear a lot of stupid things in my day.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

“Remember that public comments on this topic may be their first and only impression of you.”

Real talk: just how many women have pretended to be dead when they see you walking over?

Respectfully,

Back in my day glue was for 3 things. Stickin, eatin, and coverin your hand in it and peelin it back like you a snake losin yur skin, becomin a fresh snake and slitherin on the ground all serpent like.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.