He did this in a very Kobe Bryant kind of way.

one month ago

[inspects notebook]

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

I was going to award Louisiana with 60 Florida points. 10 for killing an AW11 and 50 robbing an injured victim. But then I read that KSLA polled citizens in Bossier City and actually found two people who admitted (presumably using their real names!) they would have taken the money. So, Louisiana, I am tripling your…

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There's one thing I've always wondered about this transitional period between a west dominated by the Roman Empire vs. a west dominated by various flavors of Christianity. Maybe some historians among you can answer. I wonder how much anti-homosexual sentiment in the Bible might be rooted in anti-Greco-Roman sentiment.…

You want to see Jaywalking? Come to Philly. I didn't believe that was a real thing until I got older. My first steps as a child was probably crossing a street....not literally though.

Oh man, if you think this is awesome, just wait until he turns 69, when mourners lay wreaths on his grave because he died far too young as a result of brain trauma.

Wow, that's scary, just imagine if that had spilled into the stands and the fan got injured!!

Meanwhile, just two miles away at Lake Brouhaha, all of the athletes were in their beds peacefully sleeping.

while i'm sure this was a big deal for you i wouldn't expect much help from the nypd they will probably see it as a lower case good luck

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."

[Bear watches crazy blonde woman make a fool of herself in front of TV camera]

'Yolo' [Gaynair] walked away and I followed him

When even that guy won't do something for short-term gain, your plan is in trouble.

:32 second mark...watch the right side of his knee. good lord.

To everyone saying "real absinthe isn't legal in the US," you're wrong.

I tried to pay attention... but all I could do was think about him shaking uncontrollably.