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Best think about that Hemsworth +1 photo are the people around them. Woman who realizes he’s a celebrity; woman behind him wondering what the fuss is about. 

She divorced him, people shouldnt be asking her about this. She isn’t required to have an opinion on her ex -husbands criminal behavior. 

This shit doesn’t just smell fishy, it smells like a goddamn cannery. In one fell swoop, the Dallas PD gets to murder a key witness, set up a potential retrial for Killer Becky with the Elmer Fudd face and paint negroes as stupid.

In all seriousness:

I am the wokest one there is! GIMME MY FUCKING PRIZE! MASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON OR THE BAD GUYS WIN!

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

THE WHITE HOUSE

Yeah, the reporting I’ve read on Little in the last day or so mostly says that 50 victims have been confirmed with authorities seeking confirmation on the remaining cases. I think the FBI believes those remaining cases are credible, but not confirmed, confessions. The post above could probably use a bit of

All I’m taking away from this is that Holy JESUS Stern is tall.

That rabbit comment had me wanting to hang out with Rosie so badly. 

Comic sans. WhatisthisIcan’teven.

Know what though? Alice’s comments about being happy for Steph make me love her even more than I would have if she won star baker. She’s the fucking best. 

This is tragic. This case is still bananas. I do not understand how she was dead sober and thought it was her place.

I am typing this one-handed because I HAD A BABY!!!

I admire your vitriol, sir.

““Because my deepest fear is history repeating itself. I’ve seen what happens when someone I love is commoditised to the point that they are no longer treated or seen as a real person. I lost my mother and now I watch my wife falling victim to the same powerful forces.””

Fuck that piece of shit monkey.

I’m reading these now for the first time, and god damn. These are considered YA books? Because uhh this shit is intense. And I already know to hate that damn monkey.