So happy for your cats, and love the pictures. It is nice to be close to a cat without allergies making me want to scratch my face off.

Bruce looks like such a handsome chonk in that last picture. I love him.

Shelter Cat Update!

Yeah, no, I cannot compute feeling “ire” at ever seeing a little girl who looks like this or having the nerve to compare this hairstyle—which looks like the girl just got out of soccer practice for fuck’s sake—to minstrel imagery.

This isn’t a new thing. I remember all the shit that Gabby Douglas got at the Olympics, mostly from older black women, for not having perfectly styled hair. Girl is doing a back flip on a piece of wood 4 inches wide and landing on one foot, who gives a fuck what her hair looks like?

I was just looking at a photo of him a few minutes ago and wondered, “Does he kinda look like Chandler? Is that partially why I’m weirdly attracted to him?” Woof.

“As the body positivity movement, which began with the radical fat acceptance movement of the 1960s, has been co-opted recently by women of totally socially-acceptable, skinny shapes and sizes who think the movement is just for anyone who feels good or wants to show off their armpit hair”

Bob Loblaw’s Law, Bob and Lobs.

J-lo’s isn’t even a long bob. It’s past her clavicle, for christ’s sake. She just has long hair that’s been turned under with a curling brush.

How long are we allowing hair to be while still qualifying as a bob?  Every couple of years bobs have a moment and people stretch the definition to ridiculous extremes. 

I’m white and I just got “woman, adult female”. Even my cat got something more specific (“godson”)! This is a pretty poorly designed program though. Who on earth looks at a person and classifies them with the label “godson”?

I think you meant to say that there’re some very Good Boys on both sides

OMG I just saw this and LOLed!! I’m so honored you enjoy my updates!

Yeah, just saw that one. Problem is the polls typically underestimate Tory votes and overestimate Labour/LibDem (shy Tory phenomenon against Lazy Student voting habits).

For some reason I feel like drinking tonight.

Hello Emily! I’m not sure if you even read the SNS comments but I wanted to tell you how nice it’s been having you here. 

Shelter Cat Update!

Paradoxically, this post may have convinced me to try some CBD foot cream. I don’t wear uncomfortable shoes, but I’ve got a big trip coming up and I’m the type of traveller who walks until my feet feel like they may fall off in protest. I have not previously used any type of pain relieving cream/balm on my feet, but I…

And the order will still be wrong

The problem isn’t the order-taking, the employees are doing alright with that, it’s the overly-expansive menu causing the delays. There are too many items, so the customer has a hard time deciding and the store has a hard time keeping all those different items hot, fresh, and ready to go. Have less items and have a…