Everyone one was jumping on the Jason Momoa train after he played Khal Drogo, but where were you when he was on Stargate Atlantis? Huh? Where were you?

Shelter Cat Update!

My father’s proctologist’s name is Dr. Heiney. I shit you not.

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

In almost every state, selling non-transplantable human body parts is legal as long as they are not fetuses.

You mean the one where they stand right behind you and they try to get you to turn around so that your face is right next to their junk or ‘hit and run’, where they jump out at you in the hallway? There were a few that were popular during my time.

When I visited the UK, there were multiple variations of testicle games including “sprouts out” and “sat in gum.”

Went to an all boys high school, can confirm this (and other even weirder masturbatory games). 

Boys are gross

When I was at school there was this game the boys played (so they claimed) called soggy biscuit: they would surround a biscuit (or cookie/cracker as you Americans call them) and jerk off. The last person to finish would be the loser and would have to eat the eponymous soggy biscuit.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.