I always thought of Mark as the Chandler of the group, don't know why

I am so excited about this. How to build a girl is a fantastic book and whilst my teen years were nowhere near as colourful as the main character’s, I really felt like Caitlin Moran captured the feelings of teenage girlhood so well that it was scary how it took me back to how I was as a teen. 

Ffs I just noticed that Kinja tacked my comment onto yours.

I had 3 wisdom teeth out when I was 19 (local anaesthetic only!) 4 days before Xmas so those pics of Jameela are relatable.

J-lo and Kim’s hairsyles are definitely long bobs... Lobs?

Legitimately thought the two women in the photo were the couple who were trying to get invites made for their wedding and thought “what a cute couple! Why would you want to deny their love?”

New lifehack for how to look younger.

I am laughing at this though. You should definitely introduce people to your cat with "this is my godson" #blessed

This may help (I mean it won’t, but it does prove that something is very broken and polls mean nowt)

People = dumb

Also people using drive-thru to make big orders. We’d get people pull up and order 10 meals, usually with custom burger orders (no cheese etc) and then complain when we made them park up and wait.

It’s like if they held a referendum on moving to Mars and it passed and now everyone is demanding it go ahead despite there being no rockets to get there and there being no food or water if we do get there

Look, I’m not saying cricket is ridiculous but also there are field positions like “silly mid-off” and “fine leg” and something called cow corner and a contest held over an urn filled with ashes. 

I really wanted to like the book. I rarely give up on books. I came soooo close with this one during the whole bit in the middle where he’s just swanning about his rich friend’s house? What was even the point?

I think this is pretty much what Nadia said she did the year she won and tbh that’s what makes her the GOAT GBBO winner because she was honest about how hard she prepped. The others who were like “oh I practiced this once and it failed” are infuriating liars (I’m looking at you Ruby Tandoh).

It’s literally part of guys like Woody Allen’s MO to be as fucking charming and likeable as possible so that no one will believe the victims.

Bojo got a dog and I’m hoping Larry fucks him up (Boris I mean, not the dog, they’re all good dogs)

Statements from the President no longer mean anything and future presidents are going to struggle to regain the respect of the office because everyone is now conditioned to dismiss and tune out anything he says.

I read it as Kelly but I don't know why you'd do that to a name

At this point I’m fully pinning my hopes on Ben Stokes winning us the Ashes and simultaneously solving Brexit for us. He’s got the power.