I have the coordination of an emu in rollerskates, and I find watching her is mesmerising. There’s something about *how* she pulls off these insane doubles which look so graceful and effortless.

There is no justice

I saw the Queen of England once. She came to my university and pulled up in a limo and then got out and went in the building. I’m actually republican (in the anti-monarchy sense) but I waited half an hour just so I could say I saw the Queen.

I do not know how the Brits have a reputation for a fear of spice. Has no one heard of Nandos? And compare us to our friends on the continent. A few years ago I went to an Eritrean restaurant in the Netherlands with some colleagues. If you’re not familiar, the food is served on a large spongy pancake type bread thing…

I can relate, I was into gossip blogs back in the days when Perez Hilton was still page 666 and pink is the new blog existed and I can’t work out if it’s because I’m now older or if pop culture is no longer as good. I click on Dirt Bag out of habit and am not really interested in about 75% of it.

The first time I saw anything of this guy after hearing about him as Mr Taylor Swift was in the Favourite. So in my eyes he looks weird in anything but pantaloons and a wig.

Take your crazy communist ideas elsewhere pal! 

As someone who just left a huge American corporation but is based in Europe I recognise everything you just said. The working environment is so hostile it was one of the reasons I left: I think the moment when I was berated on a conference call for attending my grandmother’s funeral in the middle of a project…

Pfft. They're not getting rescue dogs. This is totally purebred. 

This doggo is a good doggo (they're all good doggos Brant!) And Jared Kushner is a P.O.S. human being so this dog can absolutely do anything better than him.

Marie Antoinette except she's had every opportunity in life to be better educated and independent than Marie was ever born into.

Coincidence that it’s also the day he got completely trashed by the Scottish public and snuck out the backdoor from his meeting with Nicola Sturgeon? And he dropped the investigation into the MP who grabbed a woman by the throat?

The only thing I’m enjoying about Boris Trump (accidental but it stays) is how much Scotland hates him.

Yes, agreed, I frequently feel shame about *checks notes* my great-grandmother who was sent to the cotton mills at age 9. This is the only fair outcome.

It would be some sort of poetic justice, sure, if the people who were going to be seriously fucked by Brexit were the disaster-capitalist and landed-gentry types who have historically been responsible for that kinda stuff. However as always, it’s the ordinary people who will suffer.

My fear: MPs can’t block the no-deal Brexit hurtling ever towards us in October if parliament is not in session, which would be the case if he times a general election right.

I watched the final in an Aussie pub in the Netherlands with my Kiwi friends and it was one of the best sporting experiences in my life! I love crickets to bits (going to my first Ashes test this summer) but it is so frustrating being a fan and watching the ECB piss away the legacy. I read a bonkers article about how…

I lost my burner a few weeks ago and couldn’t be bothered to create a new one, but now that I have just came to say that I am still Bruce’s no. 1 fan- I carried on checking out SNS each week and enjoying your kitty posts and now I’ve got my boyfriend into the fan club too. So thanks for the dedicated weekly posts!!

Nope he’s already started feeding the line that it’s Brussels’ fault if there’s no deal. The plan k to further demonize the EU when it all goes tits up.