Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

“He swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution.”

OH GOD THEY WANT CHIP KELLY

Well at least there’s one successful net this year.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Even though I hate the Raiders, nothing but respect for Woodson, who’s been a beast on the national stage since I was in grade school (I’m about to turn 30).

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

The one interviewing Rivers was Nick Hardwick, Rivers’ center for 10 seasons. Another great Charger

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

Ejected? That seems a bit extreme. I mean, Jason initiated contact and he only ended up getting a slap on the wrist for it.

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

That’s good Kinja

Pac-Man’s got a chip on his shoulder and a bracelet around his ankle.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

That fridge really tied the room together.

Technically, DeMarco Murray has no color this year. He’s been completely invisible.

“Woof, woof, woof.”

Nobody will read this, but here’s my take:

It was when we were in college (AKA poor) and it was a one time deal. She spent less than 20 bucks and gave me a great gift. Nothing pathetic about it.