No, trust me there’s not. We haven’t been THAT delusional since Kelvin Cato. Still waiting on that $42M refund...

“I don’t recall teams purposely being a tire fire going into their first year in a new ballpark”

Totally unrelated, but does anyone here have any idea what the hell Rihanna is saying on that track?

I’m certain that wherever his soul is, he’s running wide open as we read about this. RIP sir, you can race with all our fallen heroes now.

I’d love to tell you my team is working on it, but I’ve used up all my sustainable lies this week...

How dare you try to make sense!

Nice +1

Seriously, why don’t more people watch this sport down here?

DAMN, this has been a tough week.

Bugs Bunny don’t want none of this.

I guess someone really DID buy that Tupperware he was selling

Underrated. +1

“THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH THIS WOMAN”

Don’t give me any ideas, I can sell rotten fruit with the best of ‘em.

As a lifetime Rockets fan, watching him do that was both infuriating & incredible at the same time. I hate that he did (& still does) things like this to us, but he is a LOT of fun to watch.

Act 6 - “Well, we look good for next year!”

Well done. +1

Dammit, dude. +1

Who said anything about race?

Impressive +1