Oh God, we as a people are in NO way prepared to deal with that outbreak.

Why can’t I stop laughing at this?

Really? I wondered what ever happened to him...

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is.

Haven’t you guys had enough people get arrested? Or is that gonna be San Fran’s new “thing” now?

I don’t give a damn how redneck-y this appears, I would watch this over NASCAR any day of the week.

Can’t they be both? Just this once?

You end up with DeAndre Jordan at the free-throw line.

It will probably be the Texans...sigh.

This is very well done.

As I watched Matt Schaub do EXACTLY what he became infamous for in my city last night, I thought to myself “Surely this will be the end for him. Matt Schaub just threw another late-game pick, and to the Browns of all teams. He will lose this game, Baltimore will shitcan him, & we can all go on about our lives.”

“Throw a better ball next time.”

I have NBA League pass this season for the first-time ever (can’t watch my team from where I currently live) and have yet to sit down & watch a 76ers game. On one hand, I know that no good can possibly come from tuning in, but I also feel like it might be fascinating, like some sort of twisted live-action ruin porn.

I still don’t understand why that access board was there in the first place. It’s a FWD car, what the hell would he need to access, the ground?

“You sure about that?”-Ndamukong Suh

As a non-colorblind man, I couldn’t tell the difference either.

Because that would actually make sense.

You leave the Sentra out of this!!!

I don’t know...unless he outright killed her I’m still not sure he would’ve been found guilty. Not to make a joke out of it, but that’s as much faith as I personally have in the legal system.

What in the hell?