Gotta do something to get people in that stadium...

We actually have people down here saying “I miss Case Keenum.” I’m not making this up.

Dammit. There really is no hope in sight, is there?

I’d buy that.

As a Catholic male born & bread in the DEEP south (see name), this may be the absolute DUMBEST thing I will read all week. And it’s only 10:47 am...on a Tuesday.

I can here it now.

F1 drift competition...yeah, I’d watch that

I’ve always loved this.

“Yep, we’ve made it a staple of our franchise!”-Houston Texans

Of course Hoke would’ve gone for it on 4th down at that point in the game. What he didn’t say was that his team likely would’ve been losing 31-20 by then had he been coaching. So...yeah.

I also do this, often when I don’t even notice that I am the ONLY 6’2” 240 lb black guy on the street...

...and still got dropped like a Reche Caldwell post route. This dude not only wasn’t ready for hands to be thrown, he almost looks like he forgot he had any hands to throw.

Doesn’t need to. Mourinho is doing a pretty good job of that on his own, it appears

Everyone else in the stadium should have been so lucky.

I’m more confused as to why people aren’t calling out the Cowboys more for signing this waste of humanity. They’re the ones who decided to give him a job, how come no one is vehemently attacking them days before he gets on the field?

We can’t.

Well done.

The only surprise to me is that anybody from any gender would WANT access to the Jaguars’ locker room. What more could possibly be revealed that we don’t already ignore?

The sad part is you could tell people these three guys actually play for the Browns & almost no one would call you out on it.

Unless you’re the Texans. Then you dismiss said offensive line & bring in whichever Brady backup has hit the waiver wire & needs a check.