As a Panthers fan so many people tried to defend him to me. I just couldn't. He's a piece of shit. Just a piece of shit that's really good at football.

being better than you is hardly any effort at all.

Route Running Axioms

Of course the student stood by his demands. How else is he to absorb the elements of his Kraft?

Bacon jalapeño mac and cheese: not available in Storrs.

This nine-minute video—which feels so much shorter than that

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

He had a haunted look as the game ended yesterday. Like he was thinking about not getting on that plane and just running away to start a haberdashery in Yorkshire

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Never. Stick it. In. Crazy. Say it with me. Because crazy doesn’t go away. It’s not a rash. It’s not a scratch. It’s not even one of those farts that follows you from room to room. Crazy is a glue that bonds to bones. It stays with you, like a tattoo, an STD and the tune from “Particle Man” that you can’t get out of…

Thanks for carrying the torch, Miko Grimes!

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

Stop. The Nationals will almost certainly finish above .500 for the 4th year in a row. They won the most games in the majors three years ago, and the most in the NL last season. They also may have the best player in the league on their team. This season has been a disaster, and Sunday was absolutely bonkers, just the…

Its like, so what? Bitch thought it was a burger made from cheese rather than a burger with cheese on it even though there is clearly cheese on it, which would be pointless if the burger was made from cheese? Fuck veggies, fuck ‘em! It’s their bullshit that kept me in hospital twice as long as would have been…

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Well, they worked magic with their diesels.

The GIF that keeps on giving...

I was one of the last straight on kickers in Western Mass back in the early 90s. I used to use a square toed shoe to kick. One game our equipment guy forgot the shoe in the locker room so I had to kick (in the rain) with regular cleats.