God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

I really don’t care if I have to walk 200 extra feet. I’m a fast walker and will park wherever is easiest. I’m saving the closer spots for all the people that just NEED to be in the spot closest to the door. Have at it y’all. I’ve got a few decades before I’m one of you.

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

Well, since they knew Russia was definitely trying to swing it for the GOP, and Ukraine and Russia don’t get along, maybe they figured Ukraine was team Hillary. Or something.

Which brings us to the conclusion of "A Storm of Swords," the third and final novel the Song of Ice and Fire trilogy.

Poor froggy. My brother ran over a whole nest of baby bunnies with a lawnmower once. Only one survived unscathed. He brought it into the house and put it in a box until he could decide what to do with it, and while he was cooking dinner his girlfriend’s cat ate it.

That’s great and all, but how many days are in a week?